Lukemas 🎅🏳️🌈
@lukeacl.com
ಠ_ಠ; if you like water you'll already like 72% of me; abandon all hope, ye who enter here; pilot; programmer; cyclist; shitposter; queer; poly; pisces; he/him/they; 🏳️🌈
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Lukemas 🎅🏳️🌈
@lukeacl.com
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I’m Luke, from Townsville, Australia, married to
@mardukian.com.
I’m an airline pilot in the streets, and a flirty poly programming nerd in the sheets.
I can be a little delusional, definitely a bit unhinged, and I probably (definitely) yap far too much.
Welcome aboard. Enjoy your stay!
@mardukian.com.
I’m an airline pilot in the streets, and a flirty poly programming nerd in the sheets.
I can be a little delusional, definitely a bit unhinged, and I probably (definitely) yap far too much.
Welcome aboard. Enjoy your stay!
good morning to those who celebrate it
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
good morning to those who celebrate it
Maxine Waters doesn’t mince her words. She’s pretty iconic.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Maxine Waters doesn’t mince her words. She’s pretty iconic.
Where do y’all think Karoline Leavitt hides the split parts of her soul?
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Where do y’all think Karoline Leavitt hides the split parts of her soul?
If Pete Smegmabreath thinks he’s going to recall and court marshall Mark Kelly and not come out looking like a tosser then he needs to lay off the crack pipe. What a wild decision.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If Pete Smegmabreath thinks he’s going to recall and court marshall Mark Kelly and not come out looking like a tosser then he needs to lay off the crack pipe. What a wild decision.
This is about me
Oomf has the worst opinions but I still love them 🩵
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is about me
You’ll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits
The three spirits
No good thought goes unskeeted.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
No good thought goes unskeeted.
Well, we were just talking about you, how you should join us tonight at the Ozdust, and don't tell me you have nothing to wear, because you could wear this:
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Well, we were just talking about you, how you should join us tonight at the Ozdust, and don't tell me you have nothing to wear, because you could wear this:
This is where my skeets are stored if you even care.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is where my skeets are stored if you even care.
Manufacturers that put any USB connector on their devices other than type C, in the year of our Lorde 2025, need to be destroyed.
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Manufacturers that put any USB connector on their devices other than type C, in the year of our Lorde 2025, need to be destroyed.
lol. i am the mayor of simp town.
I’ve decided to not let my husband be the flirtiest bitch on Bluesky, I’m coming for his title.
Hot people watch out because I’m on a mission to simp 👉👈
Hot people watch out because I’m on a mission to simp 👉👈
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
lol. i am the mayor of simp town.
The problem with where I live is you can’t go outside for more than 5 minutes without sweating through everything you’re wearing. It’s truly yuck.
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The problem with where I live is you can’t go outside for more than 5 minutes without sweating through everything you’re wearing. It’s truly yuck.
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Luke / Luca / Lukas
Pronouns: He / Him / They
Location: Townsville, Australia
Interests: Tech / Coffee / Food / Cycling / Hiking / Memes / Men
Vocation: Pilot / Programmer / Gooner / Shitposter
Name: Luke / Luca / Lukas
Pronouns: He / Him / They
Location: Townsville, Australia
Interests: Tech / Coffee / Food / Cycling / Hiking / Memes / Men
Vocation: Pilot / Programmer / Gooner / Shitposter
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Luke / Luca / Lukas
Pronouns: He / Him / They
Location: Townsville, Australia
Interests: Tech / Coffee / Food / Cycling / Hiking / Memes / Men
Vocation: Pilot / Programmer / Gooner / Shitposter
Name: Luke / Luca / Lukas
Pronouns: He / Him / They
Location: Townsville, Australia
Interests: Tech / Coffee / Food / Cycling / Hiking / Memes / Men
Vocation: Pilot / Programmer / Gooner / Shitposter
Pollsters: “Trump doesn’t seem to be polling well with the Latino population anymore”.
Gee. I wonder why. 🤔
Gee. I wonder why. 🤔
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Pollsters: “Trump doesn’t seem to be polling well with the Latino population anymore”.
Gee. I wonder why. 🤔
Gee. I wonder why. 🤔
Elphaba five minutes after she “dies” every time.
a woman in a pink skirt is standing in a doorway
Alt: a woman in a pink skirt is standing appears in a doorway as a surprise and trots in
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Elphaba five minutes after she “dies” every time.
Me constantly
Want attention
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Me constantly
Are you into fitness?
Fitting this dic[ACCOUNT SUSPENDED]
Fitting this dic[ACCOUNT SUSPENDED]
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Are you into fitness?
Fitting this dic[ACCOUNT SUSPENDED]
Fitting this dic[ACCOUNT SUSPENDED]
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Gay powers restored
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Gay powers restored
I win. I’m thicc.
Sunrise cycle this morning. These thighs aren’t going to thicc’en themselves.
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I win. I’m thicc.
Sunrise cycle this morning. These thighs aren’t going to thicc’en themselves.
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sunrise cycle this morning. These thighs aren’t going to thicc’en themselves.
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More like wikipoodia
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
More like wikipoodia
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Your credit scwhore?
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Your credit scwhore?
Audible has been doing a bucketload of Harry Potter advertising lately, therefore, boycott Audible besties, don’t give them a cent of your money.
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Audible has been doing a bucketload of Harry Potter advertising lately, therefore, boycott Audible besties, don’t give them a cent of your money.
My credit score is “good boy”.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My credit score is “good boy”.