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Lula Blue

@lulablue.bsky.social

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Professional Girlfriend in YYC (Calgary AB 🇨🇦) FMTY Anywhere in Canada 💖✨ Sultry sweetheart with a passion for providing a genuine human connection ✨💖 she/her 💙 Sober Companion www.mygirlfriendlula.com

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Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · 21d

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · 21d

lol I clearly don’t log in here often enough! Totally missed this post! Would be incredible to be booked for a duo w/ Luxx again 🥰💖

Luxx Lavender @luxxlavender.bsky.social · Aug 28

I visited @lulablue.bsky.social in YYC recently and it was so fun!
Can someone book us together and give me another excuse to come back?!
(If they just built that damn train I’d be there every other weekend I stg)

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Jul 10

Booked and vanished without a word?
There’s a bounty with your name on it, cowboy.

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Jul 7

Calgary’s cutest outlaw, here to steal hearts this Stampede 💋
Coming to town for the week? Let a local show you how wild the west can really get.
Book ahead, cowboy 😉

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · May 12

I’m coming to Montreal for the very first time later this month!

Reach out if you’d like to see me while I’m there!
mygirlfriendlula.com

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

Gorgeous!

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

🌊 Pisces 🌊
You haven’t had a session in a week and are now deep into the fantasy about becoming a “sacred intimacy doula” or something. Hang in there diva

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

🧚 Aquarius 🧚
You said “I’m not stressed” and then impulse-bought a studio light and re-shot all your leolist and tryst photos.
At least you looked good doing it

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

🪴 Capricorn 🪴
You’ve made a new budget, sold two pairs of heels, and are scheduling posts to start your OnlyFans again.
You call it “strategic pivoting.” We call it survival.

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

🔥 Sagittarius 🔥
Booked a last minute tour during slow season because “why not?” Now you’re in another city with zero bookings and an Airbnb that smells like incense and regret, and one granola bar.

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

🌊 Scorpio 🌊
You pretended not to care about the silence, then checked your email 12 times in an hour.
Now you’re flirting with the idea of messaging an old regular “by accident.” The darkness is winning

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

🧚 Libra 🧚
You miss being busy… but also kind of love the drama-free quiet?
You’re rebranding, restyling, and emotionally hovering like a sexy little ghost. 👻

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

🪴Virgo 🪴
You said “oh good, now I can get caught up on admin” and ended up deep cleaning and decluttering the incall. And are now rebuilding your entire website and filing taxes for 2027.

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

🔥Leo 🔥
You posted the hottest thirst trap of your life and got great engagement, from the non-booking reply guys. And a fantasy booking request via dm with zero follow through 😐

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

🌊 Cancer 🌊
You said you’re not worried. You’re journaling.
You’ve also reread that sweet client’s review 6 times. Just to feel something. 😭

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

🧚Gemini🧚
You said “it’s fine, I needed a break anyway” and you did redesign your rates page, again.
But now you are trying to decide between two different rebrand personas, maybe both?

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

🪴Taurus🪴
You haven’t had a booking all week but somehow you did justify a $200 candle. Priorities. (Also it’s a tax write off 💁‍♀️)

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

🔥Aries🔥
Booked and steady last month, now rage-decluttering your apartment and rewriting your ads. Still hot, still unhinged.
But you’re one “rates?” message away from emotionally rebranding.

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 13

Slow season horoscopes for the FS providers holding it together with grown out roots, at home nail/lash kits and face app retouching our phone selfies to look like pro photoshoots.
Because the inbox is dry but we are still… iconic
(A thread)

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Apr 9

Oh hey there 🥰

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Mar 26

Gunna have anal for my bday! (I’ve never done it successfully before) Drop your anal sex prep routine in the comments! Tysm! 😘

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Mar 22

Yes I’m channeling you intensely right now cause I remember you were super active on there before!

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Mar 22

I just spent two hours fucking around on my old Reddit account posting slutty things to advertise my links. Anyone else have much luck on there?

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Mar 22

Thankyou! HEATLESS CURLS I’ve got it down to a science now!

Lula Blue @lulablue.bsky.social · Mar 21

How about we take this to the bedroom?