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𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴. 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐞. 「 A Tarnished of Carian Stock, Bound to the Moon Evermore. 」

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𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Feb 8

𝐎, 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐌𝐞...

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𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 23

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𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 23

yeah, blah blah, minimize how I feel. sure.

I definitely hate you. And I mean this next part sincerely: the next time you choose to talk to me, I'm going to attack you.

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 23

You have this very purposeful way of sidestepping the depth of what's in front of you.

I think I hate you.

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 23

She and I have crossed blades like a dozen times since we met. She plans to kill God and usurp the title, shut up. Literally?? Shut up.

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𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 23

Jet. Jet is the drug I was thinking of. Thank you, Driver Nephi

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 23

Is there crack in this world? That might be too far a jump. Is there cocaine? Because these bitches are huffing something and it sure as shit is not gysahl greens.

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 23

STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT MY MORTAL ENEMY IN MY PRESENCE.

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𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 23

TAKE A SHOWER!

radioactive kimmie @warriorblood.bsky.social · Mar 23

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𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 23

BITCH, YOU LOOK UNKEMPT! I WOULDN'T UNSHEATHE MY SWORD AGAINST YOU, YOU MIGHT GET BED BUGS ON THE BLADE!

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 23

Is there crack in this world? That might be too far a jump. Is there cocaine? Because these bitches are huffing something and it sure as shit is not gysahl greens.

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𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 21

When have I ever lied to you? Insulted you, sure, but lied??? He's chatting behind your back about how he doubts you and how you're not in your right headspace.

Ask him.

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 21

The cow half, bud.

𝐵𝑜𝑐 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 @boctheseamster.bsky.social · Mar 21

Which half?

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 19

You'd like them. That fucking yak Torrent is half-cow.

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 21

Hey, @warriorblood.bsky.social, Boc thinks you're gonna fail.

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 20

𝘏𝘮𝘮𝘮. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸... How much time of mine are you gonna waste?

Ignoring... literally, everything that's different between them? Usually, pistols don't fire shells, and usually, shotguns don't come one-handed.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · Mar 20

Hmmm. I don't know... What's the difference between a pistol and a shotgun?

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 20

Oh my nights!!

Cylinder latch on the side! Dump the shells. BULLETS GO IN. Snap it shut again and keep squeezing! Leave me alone! Go get a job!

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 20

Were things this close to imploding before I came back? Was it just on the precipice and I was the breeze on the scale?

Or did I upend literally everything with my smile & incredible style? I know which one I want to be the answer, but I'm open to hearing the wrong one.

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 20

Oh my nights!!

Cylinder latch on the side! Dump the shells. BULLETS GO IN. Snap it shut again and keep squeezing! Leave me alone! Go get a job!

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · Mar 20

And if I want to reload?

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 20

What's there to be reminded of? Point this end at something, squeeze this bit and watch it disappear. It's not alchemy.

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 20

What's there to be reminded of? Point this end at something, squeeze this bit and watch it disappear. It's not alchemy.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · Mar 20

Oh, of course.

But I can give you a reminder if you'd like. Not that you need one, of course. Only to teach your audience!

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 20

I KNOW HOW GUNS WORK!

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 20

I KNOW HOW GUNS WORK!

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · Mar 20

Grand. Now aim it at the target and you're good to go!

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 20

Parry this, you fuck.

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 20

Parry this, you fuck.

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𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 20

Good morning, which one of you has my orange juice?

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 20

I have this guy thinking I'm 12. I just know that Vit-O-Matic Vigor Tester was struggling in the 'I' category.

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 19

I don't even want those runes.

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radioactive kimmie @warriorblood.bsky.social · Mar 19

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 19

Bitch, you're walking toward a cazador nest right now!

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 19

The Royal Carian Academy is accepting newcomers, both magically inclined and otherwise, by the way.

One of the finest draconology departments in the world, factually.

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𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚, 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘺 @lunavelum.bsky.social · Mar 19

???? Oh, my nights? This is dark. I know I wanted to cause problems on purpose, but wow...

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