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brodie
@luobro.bsky.social
anglo-celtic aussie that sometimes talks about languages and travel and food and stuff
neuropicante
he/him
📍ngunnawal land
Pinned
as an australian i am choosing to pronounce this app the only correct way:
for all those people who are like "I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AUSSIE AND KIWI ENGLISH"
i present to you, Exhibit A
#langsky
August 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
bsky i love you and i thought everyone else would too but turns out my online community stayed on twooter this whole time and i missed them so i'm more on there now despite the bluetick brigade
August 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
uy tengo tiempo sin maripostear
July 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
my mexican friends be like:

ohhh big goat! don't suck!

#langsky
July 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
para que me conozcan un poco más, con selfie actual que me tomé hoy porque me di cuenta que muchos no saben que soy un pingüino
July 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
frankly, my dear, i DO give a damn
come here baby
i have so many damns to give you
gonna shower you in damns
gonna make you my damnsel, but no distress for you with all the damns you're gonna get
July 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
omg you are you straight? that's so cool! one of my best friends is straight you should totally meet her! she took me to a straight bar once and i was like uh what if all the girls hit on me, but it was actually fun! after a few drinks i was really getting into all those imagine dragons songs too!
June 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
this is my baby momo
we like to dance together
you are welcome to follow him if you'd like more momo in your life ☺️
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June 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i need to make one of these for our local birds in canberra!
June 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i just know that if i were a country i would be landlocked
June 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
it's not clocking to you that i'm standing on business is it
June 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
so apparently pickle ball is an actual sport and not just a euphemism for male genitalia
June 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
acabo de ver el mejor chiste:

cuál es la diferencia entre una toalla y una calculadora?

con una se calcula y la otra secalculo

🤣🤣🤣
June 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
ugh i'm so hungry anyone got any tide pods?
June 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
this has gotta be one of betoota's best posts hahah
June 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
i love #bluesky, this app is wild!
so much love and interaction, it's great to feel part of a community that always engages with your posts, like one time i even got four likes on a single post!
my next goal is to get more than four
possibly five
six even
June 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
man if i had a dollar for every time i said something hilarious on bluesky 😂
i'd have to check that money very carefully because this is an international app and there are over 25 currencies using the word 'dollar'

i don't wanna be one of THOSE people that always assumes dollar means it's from fiji
June 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
sometimes i feel like i'm killing it in social settings, and then i'll go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like
"i love poo"

and you can cut the awkwardness in the air with a knife

with a KNIFE bro!
June 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i just realised i don't know what "rolling in the deep" means
June 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
today's haiku:

i'm making beef stew
with carrots and celery
and swedes and fennel
June 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
obsessed with this puerto rican artist young miko, and i think it's honestly the first lesbian rapper i've ever seen

youtu.be/LEhTlLnOVDU?...
Young Miko - WASSUP (Official)
YouTube video by YoungMikoVEVO
youtu.be
June 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
istg if i see one more colombian called jhon or jhonatan...
June 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
mau cuci tangan
June 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
hey sexy 😏
June 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM

actual pronunciation: ㄒㄧㄣ xīn
actual meaning: prosperous

pronunciation in my brain: 金金金 ㄐㄧㄣ ㄐㄧㄣ ㄐㄧㄣ jīn jīn jīn
meaning in my brain: gold gold gold
June 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM