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Alyssa
@lyssquire.bsky.social
She/her • Mama to the most perfect 🌈 babies • Labor & Employment attorney • I leave a little glitter wherever I go ✨
Ahhh hi Julie!!! How are you love?!
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Jack is going to be ONE next week. I truly don’t know how this year went so fast.
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
what do you mean my newborn is already 6 months old 😭
June 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Happy Birthday you absolutely gorgeous woman!!!! I love you, have the best day!! 😘🩷
June 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Oh this is outrageous.
May 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I really need Jake Tapper to shut the fuck up. He was real quiet about the orange menace and all his (to put it lightly) flaws leading up to the election so please zip it when it comes to Biden.
May 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Same. I am so weirdly obsessed with knowing, it’s like oddly comforting (that’s not the right word but close enough) or something idk
May 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
You need to download the tea app lmao it is fascinating
May 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Honestly I do not want to hear a single fucking thing about President Biden and the choices that were made. Can we focus on the fucking catastrophe at hand and our spineless congress?
May 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you feel the need to go through your partners phone, it’s time to leave. We don’t stay with people we don’t trust.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This is the absolute best news! Congratulations love, I am so happy for you!
May 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
And like god forbid my flight got cancelled bc of all the fuckery, I’d much rather have to deal with going/leaving from Philly rather than LGA. I should have been more clear 🤦🏼‍♀️
May 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Oh I was commenting on the commute to get there. Traffic is always horrific compared to when I fly out of Philly.
May 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I just don’t like the drive there that’s all! My fingers are crossed for you!
May 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I couldn’t love this any more
May 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’d pick Philly over LaGuardia any day if that’s an option!
May 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
😂😂😂😂😂
May 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’m so fucking beyond tired.
May 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Remember when the queen died and my dumbass self kept waiting for smoke to be emitted from the palace bc I confused that with the pope stuff? 🤦🏼‍♀️
May 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Reposted by Alyssa
Human chain forming around schools in DC to prevent masked ICE goons from kidnapping kids and their parents.

They’re asking for volunteers and help to continue to do this the rest of the week. More info in the comments.
DC restaurants are on alert but ICE is also targeting schools. There is currently ICE presence at the Mondo Verde school on P Street -- parents are forming a human chain and plan to do so for the rest of the week. If you're in DC and able to, they would like help
🚨ALERT 🚨ICE reported at 5300 South Dakota Ave NE in the last couple of hours. 4 agents and 2 cars confirmed. At least one person detained.

🚨ALERTA🚨ICE/La Migra reportado en 5300 South Dakota Ave NE en las últimas dos horas. 4 agentes and 2 carros confirmados. Al menos una persona detenida. 1/
May 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Rihanna being pregnant makes me nervous bc I’ve always gotten knocked up a few months after her and lord Jesus I am not ready to do it again. I do want that third tho 😅
May 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
#metmonday just feels fucking gross with the country burning down around us.
May 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Tell me what vitamins/supplements you take that help with energy. Bc ya girl is gonna die of exhaustion.
May 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
NJ is having a normal one🫠
May 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Ice raided an apartment complex in a nearby town this morning and I honestly just want to throw up. I will never understand how people voted for this shit.
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM