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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦

@macdaddypayday.bsky.social

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Pronouns: Him/Assclown REGISTERED INDEPENDENT Informed and relevant I follow EVERYONE back I despise everything Trump Retired Executive Chef Licensed UAV Pilot and Guitar teacher I don't do DM.

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · Nov 18

Lia was upset because my daughter and I got home too late.

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 1d

Still waiting patiently for DJT to cut his last fart.

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 2d

NY Giant's depth chart.

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 12d

MAGA

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 14d

I only like Presidents who don't fart in the Oval Office.

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 15d

Gravy Seals.

🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 15d

Gold spray paint on plastic molding purchased at Home Depot.

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 16d

They should quit selling beef to McDonald's.

🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 16d

They usually look at the spouse or the boyfriend first.

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 17d

a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen .

ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen .

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 18d

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 19d

Typical white trash slam pig.

🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 19d

Transparency would be spraying luminol on everyone's ass after a Trump cabinet meeting.

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 19d

New Executive Order:
Trump calls for the execution of all shop lifters.
Really?
No not really.
But he would if he could.

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 20d

We have an imbecile riding a bull swinging an ax at anything that moves.

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 21d

Yeah whatever.

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 21d

Join ICE.
Get paid to be an asshole.

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 23d

Lets stop calling sneakers "Tennis Shoes".

When was the last time you saw thugs in the hood playing tennis?

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 23d

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 24d

Well Officer here's what happened....
My son told me he mowed my lawn.
I said nice! You did a great job!
He said.... are you certain?
I said yes....
He said are you 4inprint certain?
That's when I shot him. 🙄

🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 25d

Volume up!

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🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 26d

Welcome to The Federal Republic Of The United States.

🇺🇦 Dennis The Passive-Aggressive Menace 🇺🇦 @macdaddypayday.bsky.social · 26d

So Trump thinks everyone in Great Britain will be going around kissing his ass.