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Martin
@machei.bsky.social
Just a guy. Nerd. Dad. Ontarian.
We should ALL call it in today, what say you? Who’s for a nice day of hibernation?
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Depends on the car. Mine needs an engine engineering degree. 😕
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
It’d be super nice if it just stopped snowing for a solid block of days. I’m so done with this.
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Happy 2026 to anyone reading. I really hope for all of us that the coming year contains health, prosperity, and enough happiness to make you smile at least once a day. All the best to all the nice people out there in virtual land. 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I’m so done with this, and it isn’t even January yet. Heck, it’s barely winter at all. This is going to be a loooooong few months. Sigh.
December 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
There’s a river running through my basement. If the power goes out, we will be entirely underwater in less than 10 minutes. The pump runs for 33 seconds to empty the pit, and the pit refills in 16 seconds. Madness.
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Seriously heartless timing.
December 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Video, or it didn’t happen. 😉
December 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don’t like when a week is crap and you can’t wait for the weekend, and then the weekend is even more stressful than the week that preceded it. 😖
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
That feeling of watching Princess Margaret hospital getting a “transformative” $50M donation that will help countless people at the same time there’s a banner on screen saying the Blue Jays signed ONE guy for $210M. Our priorities are misaligned, folks.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
What a prick.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Honestly I’m always astounded by how many people sneak through the red when waiting to turn left. My light is green and buddy’s still in the middle of the intersection half out of his turn. People like that should not be allowed to drive. If you don’t know what red means, go back to kindergarten.
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I promise, I'm never going to watch another game of baseball again. Sportsnet cancelled.
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Wow, they’re big…
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Prepping to carve our pumpkins tonight, and Lo and behold, no newspaper for the floor! Sometime in the last year, all those crazy, useless newspaper packs that no one ever looked at have vanished. I feel good about that (except for tonight, when I have no where to temporarily dump my pumpkin guts).
October 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The hell of it is, it wasn’t even worth it. You guys can have this series, I’m too old for this shit.
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Today was just about perfect.
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Aaaaasaand, there’s the tension again.
October 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
W0000t!!!!1!!1!!!
October 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Aaaaasaand, there’s the tension again.
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Perfectly relaxed now. 😎
October 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ok, I feel like I can relax a little maybe now. 🥳
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My daughter made me subscribe to sportsnet for this series. These games are just no good for my nerves. I think I’ll go get some Xanax or something. I was not well in ‘93. 🤪⚾️
October 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This. This is probably the best thing on the internet today. ♥️🍁 youtu.be/S1yYGb1U31o?...
When the ICE agent is Canadian… | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
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October 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Whoever it was that said marriage is largely yelling, “what!?” At one another from opposite ends of the house was a visionary.
October 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM