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“Mad Cat” Cattis
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“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to attack everyone that walks into the living room.”—General “Mad Cat” Cattis

#CatWorldDomination

Likes: Hashtag games, naps, chicken, Criminal Minds
Dislikes: Carriers, people that try to put me in carriers
Pinned
Being kind always matters.
#TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words

(This is my pinned post on Twitter and since I still completely believe this, it will be pinned here as well.)
The human must be up early, so everyone is settling down to sleep except for Private Domino, who's on guard duty by the courtyard window. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who is feeling anxious or worried and to anyone who wishes they had a fierce guard cat...🐈‍⬛
#CatsOfBluesky
December 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
It was a little warmer today, but we older cats know the winter weather can be tricky, so none of us are ready to give up our comfy blankets just yet. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling much too tired for it to only be Tuesday and anyone who appreciates a good blanket...
#CatsOfBluesky
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
General Viper, the new CO of Fort Cattis, has appropriated the dirty laundry pile as his office. The human has tried to move him several times, but he always walks right back. General Cattis would approve of his persistence.

#CatWorldDomination is in good paws 🐾

#CatsOfBluesky
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Another cold night, another battle for space under the blankets. And yes, sometimes we drag the good blankets off the human, but we're warming them with our fur, so it all works out. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that needs a break from the news (and that's everybody)...
#CatsOfBluesky
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It was very cold today, but we got to see a lot of birds coming to eat in the courtyard, so that was nice. We've thawed out our goodnight hugs and are sending them out to everyone who's lonely and in need of a friend for the holidays (and after)...🎄
#CatsOfBluesky
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It's supposed to get very cold before morning, so everyone is looking for the warmest places to sleep. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who could use a nice warm hug on a chilly winter #Caturday night...❄️

(Art by Lucie Bilodeau)

#CatsOfBluesky
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The human fell asleep in the recliner, but we made sure to wake them so our goodnight hugs would be sent without fail. Tonight's hugs go out to everyone who's had a difficult week and anyone looking forward to a relaxing #Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The integration of General Viper is progressing--slowly. The human says we must be patient. (We're cats, so we don't do patience well). Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone else who's feeling impatient about something and to anyone dreading this weekend's cold snap...🥶
#CatsOfBluesky
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The human is complaining we're taking up too much room on the bed. That's easy--get another bed. That way we'll have one and so will they. Problem solved. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's worried or anxious about anything...💕
(Art by Robert Kenneth White)
#CatsOfBluesky
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The human is irritated with a lot of things, including us, so we'll make this fast. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling frustrated, irritated, deflated, or addlepated and who think they'd feel better if they were just sedated...💤
(Art by Lauren Elizabeth)
#CatsOfBluesky
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
We had moving plans for tomorrow, but they fell through. The human sighed dramatically and said, "After all--tomorrow is another day!" (They've obviously lost their mind.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone struggling to get a big job done by themselves and feeling overwhelmed...💕
#CatsOfBluesky
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Private Domino is here with a late #CatBoxSunday entry to hand out goodnight hugs for #Monday. She doesn't understand why people don't sleep thru Mondays if they're so bad, but if humans insist on getting up for them, she wants to give you a hug to send you on your way...💕
#CatsOfBluesky
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's been a long #Caturday (well, for the human, not for us felines), so we're all winding down by watching a movie. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone stressing about the holidays and anyone still wondering if "Die Hard" is a #Christmas movie...🍿
#CatsOfBluesky
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The human is getting another migraine, so we must put them to bed and lie on top of them, making sure they stay securely in place. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone needing a relaxing weekend and to anyone else who suffers from migraines...💓
#CaturdayEve #CatsOfBluesky
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It's cold--again--so lots of us are cuddled up with the human as they read. (We're not sure what they're reading, but they keep falling asleep, so maybe they should try another book.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's had a difficult week...💕
#CatsOfBluesky
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Another chilly evening, another evening for blanket forts at Fort Cattis. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling sad, anxious, or under the weather and to anyone enjoying all the funny memes about Mariah Carey and that #Christmas song you can't escape...🙀
(Art by Carol Wilson)
#CatsOfBluesky
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
As we posted earlier, today is the 10th anniversary of the General's rescue and founding of Fort Cattis. Since we know others are also missing pets or people they've lost, our goodnight hugs go out to all of them, no matter how long their loved ones have been gone 💞
#CatsOfBluesky
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
10 years ago today, General Cattis was rescued after repeatedly trying to break in to the offices of a nearby stadium. Since his passing in June, our fort has never felt the same. He guided every cat that entered our home and will be forever missed.
#CatsOfBluesky
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It's very chilly at Fort Cattis tonight, so we're all burrowing under blankets to keep warm as the human downs hot chocolate. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's struggling to stay warm in an old house or apartment (just like all of us 🐾)

(Art by Carol Wilson)
#CatsOfBluesky
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The human is leaving early tomorrow to sell some things so we can get a good heater to keep our fort warm this winter, so we're all hitting our bunks early. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone needing a good hug to start #December or face #Monday...💕

#CatsOfBluesky
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Do you know how much body heat people lose through the head? We're going to have to start sleeping on the human's head to keep them warm. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone needing a warm hug for a chilly #Caturday night...✨
#CatsOfBluesky
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Mira was abandoned in our parking lot as an old kitty with bad teeth. The human brought her in to spend her final years as the beloved grandma of Fort Cattis. The love and devotion of a senior pet is the very best gift you can give yourself this #Christmas 🐾
#AdoptASeniorPetMonth #Caturday
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's a chilly evening here at Fort Cattis, so everyone is staking out their favorite warm nighttime napping places. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who finds the holidays difficult for whatever reason and to anyone who wishes humans could hibernate thru the winter...
#CatsOfBluesky
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The human is done with today's drama, so we're all turning in early. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's lonely or sad this evening and to anyone else hoping for a drama-free close to 2025. (Hey, we can dream...)
#Thanksgiving🦃 #CatsOfBluesky
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Happy #Thanksgiving🦃 to everyone at Bluesky! We're using this pic because this is the human's exact expression when someone takes too many deviled eggs or too much of the mashed potatoes. (They can have more of that questionable green bean casserole...)
#ThanksgivingDay #CatsOfBluesky
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM