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“Mad Cat” Cattis
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“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to attack everyone that walks into the living room.”—General “Mad Cat” Cattis #CatWorldDomination Likes: Hashtag games, naps, chicken, Criminal Minds Dislikes: Carriers, people that try to put me in carriers
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Being kind always matters.
#TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words

(This is my pinned post on Twitter and since I still completely believe this, it will be pinned here as well.)
Supposedly this time change thing makes everyone tired, so we all thought that was the perfect excuse to nap most of the day. We're sending out our goodnight hugs to everyone who's tired and regretting all the naps they didn't take when they were kids...💤
#CatsOfBluesky
It's finally sweater weather here at Fort Cattis. Of course, none of us would ever wear a sweater--sleep on them, but not wear them. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling worried or anxious or anyone that just needs a warm hug...🧡
(Art by Catwheezie)
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
There are obviously many great ladies named Fiona! 😸

(She is named for the human's great-grandmother's sister. The human saw her in an old family portrait as a child and thought her long red hair was beautiful. 😻)
Fiona, age 18.5, would like to take this #Caturday to remind everyone that November is #AdoptASeniorPetMonth. Every animal deserves a second chance at love and a forever home, so please give senior pets a second look and take home a new old friend today...❤️
#CatsOfBluesky
MERRY Halloween?! So even a century ago, Christmas was trying to steal the spotlight from #Halloween . We seriously need a law to stop this foolishness. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that had a difficult week and anyone already sick of Christmas music...🎃
#CatsOfBluesky
Why do humans freak out about ghosts? Cats love them--gives us someone to blame when something gets broken...👻
#Halloween #CatsOfBluesky
A neighbor brought the human some #Halloween candy today--and they refused to share it! So rude. (We did get to play with the wrappers, which was nice.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who needs one and we hope you all have a day full of all treats and no tricks tomorrow...🎃
#CatsOfBluesky
The human was at the doctor's office all day, so we unfortunately missed #NationalCatDay. Our goodnight hugs go out to all the fantastic felines everywhere and all the kind humans who love and care for us each day. (And we'll send out some hugs to dogs and dog lovers too...💕)
#CatsOfBluesky
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Thanks for all your awesome #IfBlackCatsCouldTalk posts.

Grateful to @catbirder27.bsky.social and awesome cohosts @madcatcattis.bsky.social @googlygirl.bsky.social @sadlycatless.bsky.social & @bellalarue.bsky.social 🙏

Please *always* be kind & loving to black cats but especially this week. 🖤🐈‍⬛
We're preparing the human's tea as we discuss #Halloween movies. (The kittens will need to be in bed before we watch anything too scary.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone looking forward to Friday and anyone that thinks Christmas decorations in October should be illegal...👻
#CatsOfBluesky
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#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk
And over the treats and nobody gets hurt
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk we'd tell you it's not an act--we really are completely adorable 😻
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#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk
They would demand you bring them in before Halloween arrives
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk we'd tell you that being deceased is no excuse for a late dinner
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