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Mathematician by trade, cat lady by choice. Jim Hawkins stan. Former waterbed owner. Leftist Bree Van de Kamp. $madscientistjf
For the love of god just kill them all
January 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Someone please just shoot him
January 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 11:17 AM
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The Luigi Mangione story touches on pretty much every issue I care about:

The barbaric US healthcare system

The two tiered criminal justice system

The expansion of the surveillance state

Cops proving to be completely useless, despite having an infinite budget

Jokes about Italians
December 18, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Me rn
November 29, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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I think some of my followers are gay
November 26, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Top 9 by rarity…

Only 5 cards away from adding Mew to this 👀
November 24, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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The fact that I have not pulled a single Sabrina card is honestly homophobic
November 21, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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I can’t believe this thing lives in my house
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Why does everyone always assume ghosts are human?? Making a ton of noise in the middle of the night and breaking anything you set down sounds like a cat to me
November 19, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
How the email finds me
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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girl we going through hell omg
November so far.
November 16, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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the paul brothers need to be shot in a square
November 16, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Rejected again for lack of experience… THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET EXPERIENCE
November 15, 2024 at 7:51 PM
He committed voter fraud 😔
November 14, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Everyone say hi to my 21 year old baby
September 25, 2024 at 1:38 AM