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Morticia Mae

@maebemorty.bsky.social

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Your favorite feral bimbo👹 Slüt on the internet 🔞 She/Her

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Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · Oct 21

Hi new friends! My name is Morticia Mae, your favorite feral bimbo. I’m an adult content creator! MDNI.

Get to know me:
🕸️Clown girl🤡
🕸️Slut on the internet (link below)🔞
🕸️lover of D&D 🧚‍♂️
🕸️Horror fan 👻
🕸️Green witch🌿
🕸️Bulbasaur obsessed🌱
🕸️She/her 🖤

DMs are open to paying clients only.

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Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 3d

I hate when I post something and someone’s like “source?” Bitch google it?! Has AI made yall so incapable of research and critical thinking ??

Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 3d

Only 2 1/2 months in. Can’t wait to see a year 👹

Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 3d

Come here

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Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 3d

Muscle mommy activated

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Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 4d

I suck at texting back but that’s because my energy is going to people who pay me for my time 🥰 I love my lil bfs 🥹😇

Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 5d

Frolicked through a graveyard today 🤭🖤

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Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 8d

Anyone going to pax in Nov wanna collab 👀🥺🖤

Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 8d

Should I fuck myself in a Spider-Man suit? Would y’all pay money to see Spider-Man’s holes?

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Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 9d

I do a lot of very loud groaning and ignore him for two minutes before I finally get up. We roll out of bed and immediately take our dog for a walk. The first 5 minutes are miserable but by the end of the 30 minute walk, I’m awake and ready to start the day

Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 9d

For anyone who cares
3 sets of 12, 10, 8 reps.
-Bulgarian split squats with weight
-hip thrust on the the smith machine
-leg press
-hip abduction
-Hip adduction
-kettlebell step ups
-weighted calf raises

It’s a long work out but my legs are my best feature 😚

Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 9d

Honestly me too. Snooze button is my best friend. I literally only get up because Ryan forces me to

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Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 9d

I’m fine once I get up and moving. It’s fighting the alarm that’s the problem

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Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 9d

I can’t help it. The camera comes out and so does the finger

Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 9d

My powerlifter boyfriend just told me that my leg day is hard and he’ll never talk shit again hahahahah. Anyways my ego is through the roof.

Ryan Nicholas @tronisbad.bsky.social · 10d

GO GYM

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Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 10d

Yall like my $2 slides I got because I forgot my sneakers lmfao

Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 10d

Consistency is my kryptonite hahaha

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Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 10d

I am not a morning person. But I’m trying really hard to be one

Ryan Nicholas @tronisbad.bsky.social · 10d

Went for a walk this morning at 730am with @maebemorty.bsky.social and Bean and we walked through crunchy leaves on the ground and the air felt brisk and that makes me so happy

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Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 12d

I will not hear your take and I will not educate you. That is not my responsibility. It is yours. If you don’t back this take, block me before I block you. AI is immoral. Especially using it for your stupid little internet trends.

Morticia Mae @maebemorty.bsky.social · 12d

“I know AI kills the planet and is literally taking clean drinking water away from people, but look at how cute this trend is”

I’m gonna start blocking yall.