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Maelfus (he/him)
@maelfus.bsky.social
I have stumbled into a new void to fill with ranting. He/Him. Be forewarned that referring to me in any form comes with dire consequences.
Maybe if Jesus hadn't given Christians such an easy out they wouldn't be such giant fucking assholes all the time.

Jesus, you done fucked up.
May 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I have a very specific kind of luck with this game
December 11, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Can I get a remaster please?

I don't need a full on remake, just a graphical update, maybe some engine optimization and some QOL improvements.

I may be a classic title now, but I feel I've still got some replay value left.
November 11, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Just need y'all to know I got the worlds tiniest 2nd degree burn today from an LCD monitor.

No it wasn't open. I had literally just plugged it in to test for a few seconds.
October 25, 2024 at 7:43 PM
The workplace facade is makes things super easy
October 6, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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*pikachu shocked face*
January 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM
thats a very cute pumpkin
September 8, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Republicans believe in the wildest things, why can't we?
July 25, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Absolutely blown away.

Its not any one thing, but there was just so much to appreciate about the whole experience
July 1, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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JESUS H CHRIST
July 1, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I feel like I SHOULD have seen this coming.

I did NOT see this coming....
July 1, 2024 at 1:08 AM
bozja to 85 from what i hear, otherwise fates.
June 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
*inching closer to 40 in less than a year*

yeah, about that poopsock thing
June 28, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Just noticed I've got greying streaks in my hair now. I can't joke about being old now. I'm actually old.
June 27, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I just have 1 (sometimes 2) giant unicorn plushies on my bed
June 27, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Well I've finished all the level 4 challenges except the Mephis now. Sort of realizing thats going to have to wait until I start building characters again after 1.1 releases. Yinlin's damage seems to get nerfed too bad for that fight for some reason.
June 24, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Dawn of the last day....

... of work before my dawntrail vacation starts!
June 24, 2024 at 2:55 PM
A McDonald's thing in Canada. Also a terrible mistake
June 24, 2024 at 12:25 AM
It's also mostly why I think labelled sexuality is bullshit.

I'm straight, but if a feminine enough man comes onto me I can't be certain I'd say no.
June 23, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Same tbh
June 23, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Ramen fries was a terrible mistake
June 23, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I think you're swell!
June 20, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Imagine if you went for that test drive and hated it
June 19, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Bonjour.
June 18, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Ok. I finished my gacha dailies. nap time?
June 18, 2024 at 4:41 PM