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Maeves Child

@maeveschild.bsky.social

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Level 50. Mama, artist, writer, sometimes voice actor, video game enjoyer. I have more pets than you. Demi-bi. Certified Monster Fucker. (She/Her)

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 1d

According to the wormbrained man,, circumcision causes Tylenol and Tylenol causes autism, so therefore circumcision causes autism

And that’s enough fucking stupid for today

Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 1d

Holy crap she grew so much!

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 1d

Congrats friend

Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 2d

Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 3d

Birds are great and awful heh

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 4d

I need to sculpt some eyelashes

Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 4d

Still a bunch more to go to make it look like I wanted to and it probably never will but you know art

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 4d

And the same sculpture for a fifth time but this time with some stubble but still a work in progress

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 4d

Things are still happening

Same sculpture with some peach over the top

Same sculpture again, but this time with some hair color

And same sculpture again with some additional coloring

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 4d

I know what I’m like

Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 4d

Whenever I become the voice of reason at work, I am very concerned about the sanity of the people around me

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve only had the one that I’m aware of and I think my brain is still rattled so

But I don’t think the cuteness left, injuries or no but ❤️ to feeling better

Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 5d

Bought a dress I didn’t need and looking like a cryptid

Top down view of me in a black dress with botanical embroidery

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 6d

This bird looks weird

Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 7d

a black and white dog are looking at each other .

Alt: a black and white dog are looking at each other .

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 8d

If shit gets any more expensive, we’re gonna have to start selling feet pics. Do you think there’s a market for this?

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 8d

I’d rather have no more ME than ME that is palatable to a worldview where women have no rights and are kept as property

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 8d

I used to get high with cows. It feels like a very GenX vibe for sure.

Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 9d

What's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free?

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 9d

I’ve legit fallen in love with a skeleton so why not

Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 9d

I didn’t have any luck then either

I do have a decent gp but we are the same age which means I’ll have to find a new Dr at retirement which is terrifying

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 9d

Name your comfort TV show

Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 9d

Yeah finding a caring doctor is like catching a unicorn

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 9d

Enjoy this lovely image of Garth the Frog

Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 10d

Every time I look at what’s going on in the world, I regret it

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