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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 6m

Where are they going to find any AI geeks with enough experience with sex to code it?
OpenAI Ethics

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 6h

Trump's Agriculture Department is trying to develop a coffee substitute from soybeans.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 6h

Trump golfed on both weekends during the government shutdown. He had to because he had already filled in the scorecards.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 7h

With no money, Alex Jones will never be able to pick up young women again.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d

"Daddy, can I be in the Trump Administration when I grow up?"
"Son, you can't do both."
Mike Johnson

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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson was found hiding behind a polyp when Trump had his colonoscopy

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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d

My latest idea for a country song: "If Trump can get into Heaven, I wouldn't be caught dead there"

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

I just got an unsolicited at-home medical test kit from my Medicare Insurance Company which means that a Senior Executive at my Medicare Insurance Company has a brother-in-law who now works for an at-home medical testing company.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

Be aware that RFK Jr. claims to have only been addicted to heroin for 14 years and yet his brain still doesn't function after all that time being clean.
CDC Layoffs

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

He cheats on the test.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

The above photo shows the Secretary of HHS trying to remember his name.

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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

Trump polling numbers in low 40s along with his IQ.

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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

You violate a law. You commit a crime. Not a good reference for Yale Law School.

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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

JD Vance is known to his friends as Just Dumb.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

Trump is going to Egypt to purchase a pyramid to move to Arizona. At his age and health status, he wants to diversify his god options.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

Didn't Trump just blame the Biden Administration for Ivanka's divorcing him?

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

Amazon will soon release a Melania documentary. It will be the first video ever of her with clothes on.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 3d

Trump held back tears as he said that he's ended several wars and stopped many dog and cat fights.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 3d

When ICE arrested illegals working at his restaurant in Nashville, Kid Rock told a reporter that he owed it, but he didn't manage it.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 3d

Kid Rock is not young enough to be a kid, but he's dumb enough to be a rock.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 3d

When Trump said he could have won the Congressional Medal of Honor if he hadn't had bone spurs, Melania made him one out of cardboard. It's still hanging on the refrigerator at Mar a Lago.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 3d

What Perry Mason might say: "Your Honor. Trump is immoral, irrelevant, and incontinent."

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 3d

Kid Rock could make a living in the entertainment industry because he had rich parents, not because he had talent.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 3d

When ICE arrested illegals working at his restaurant in Nashville, Kid Rock said that he owed it, but he didn't manage it.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 3d

Putin told Trump that he deserved the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump is preparing to announce that he's giving the Ukraine to Putin.