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@magdalene1024.bsky.social
Army veteran. Parody writer. Belly dancer. Greyhound enthusiast. Pagan. #Angret
Bill Huizenga would really hate it if you called his office.

His Holland office number is 616-251-5741. His Portage office number is 269-569-8595. His DC office number is 202-225-4401.

But really, you shouldn't call him. What could you *possibly* be thinking?
Michigan Republican congressman would prefer it if people stopped calling his office
Amidst a flood of concerned constituents descending on Republican town halls, U.S. Rep. Bill Huizenga (R-MI) told a local news station that he would prefer it if people stopped calling his office.
heartlandsignal.com
March 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
www.9news.com
March 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Elon,

Five things I did this week:

1.) Woke up, got out of bed
2.) Dragged a comb across my head
3.) Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
4.) Looking up, I noticed I was late
5.) Found my coat, and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat
February 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Shame on the sponsors who pulled out:

www.9news.com/article/news...
www.9news.com
February 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
GOP Senator speaking up here. Let's encourage the rest of them to find their backbones!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaov...
JUST IN: GOP Senator Roger Wicker Says Putin Can't Be Trusted After Trump Claimed He Wants Peace
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
www.youtube.com
February 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My dogs, being cute.
February 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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5/ USAID employs over 10,000 workers. Two-thirds of USAID’s workforce is stationed abroad. USAID workers assigned to war zones like Ukraine, Gaza, and Sudan are in imminent danger as their offices have been illegally shut down and communications are cut off.
February 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Folk, start flooding your elected officials with demands to stop fElon Muskrat’s bullshittery with the National Treasury. I included my SOS and AG.
February 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Another fave of the greyhound pup and the cat
February 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
An old favorite of my greyhound pup and my cat
February 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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One of our rural VA clinics has been short a physician for 3 years, but they finally had a candidate who was slated to start in the next few weeks. Now the offer has been rescinded due to the hiring freeze. #ThanksTrump for worsening rural healthcare access for veterans.
January 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Fuck the bleu?
January 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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NEW: Speaker Mike Johnson and House Republicans have released the proposed Trump Tax Cuts, which include a tax increase on single parents, taxing college scholarships for students, and raising taxes for homeowners.

RETWEET to let the American people know what they voted for!
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The "LeopardsAteMyFace" subreddit has been greatly entertaining these past few days.
January 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm having a 'gloom and despair' day thinking about the next four years.....somebody give me some hope to hold onto?
January 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
IQ45 announced he plans to fire Colleen Shogan. The head of the National Archives. Y'know, that department that demanded the return of all the documents he put in the bathrooms of Mar-a-Lago.
January 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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I don't get how people are 'shocked' that Republicans shut down child cancer research when all three of Trump's children had to take a class on how not to steal from charity after making the families of terminally children their mark to the tune of two million dollars.

Shocked? Not quite.
December 21, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Our new South African Oligarch endorses Nazis. Just thought y'all should know.

www.cnbc.com/2024/12/20/e...
Elon Musk endorses far-right Alternative for Germany party in upcoming election
While he gains power in the incoming Trump administration, Elon Musk is using his influence elsewhere, endorsing a far-right party in Germany.
www.cnbc.com
December 21, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Good. I wouldn't leave my son to IQ45's 'tender mercies' either, in Joe's position.

www.cnn.com/2024/12/01/p...
President Biden pardons his son Hunter Biden | CNN Politics
President Joe Biden announced Sunday that he pardoned his son Hunter Biden, who faced sentencing this month on gun crime and tax convictions, marking a reversal as he prepares to leave office.
www.cnn.com
December 2, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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Fuck Putin.
December 1, 2024 at 8:30 PM