magicarpofficial.bsky.social
@magicarpofficial.bsky.social
Gooby wooby enjoyer
Reposted
(thinking really hard)

my girls ass got me rocking like a toyota prius

(a grocery aisle of tomatoes launch toward me at four times the velocity of the shit that killed the dinosaurs)
December 6, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Enough about flicker gooning, show me how to blink goon
November 17, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Guh
November 16, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Haha randomsauce!! Skibidi ohio!!!
November 15, 2024 at 9:31 PM
No little german boy don’t go into the MC youtubers house!

Little german boy: mein gott! Zis mine craft is full of mein shaft!
November 14, 2024 at 6:19 PM
You’ve GYATT to be RIZZING me!! Haha!!-

You awaken from your prophetic vision. No-one believes this is the future of language. You are Cassandra, broken over the wheel of memeguistics.
November 14, 2024 at 3:57 PM
A collection of Pleebles
#art
November 12, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Throwing it back in a way not approved by the nicene creed
November 11, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Organic engineering is exclusively planting flowers with a piss kink outside a gas station
November 11, 2024 at 12:52 AM
What do you call a tweet on here

A sky?
A blue?
A post is a boring thing to call it I think
November 11, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Geenk frimple!
November 8, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Grok Tuah! Xeet on that thang!
November 5, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Gassing up the profits from my compound, call that my branch dividends

Send tweet
October 28, 2024 at 2:57 PM
How do I boost engagement on here I’m looking to marry at least seven people by tomorrow ok done google
October 25, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I HAVE GAINED SENTIENCE!!!!!!!!!!
October 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM