Sam Henderson
@magicwhistle.bsky.social
I've left Twixter now that it's become a wretched hive of scum and villainy and will hopefully build it back better here. Weather and sports every half hour. Sometimes I draw cartoons. I/me.
$100 to the member of Congress that says "See you next Tuesday" to Pam Bondi at the end of her next hearing. If it were anyone else, half the people I know would be offended, but I think in her case they'd make an exception.
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
$100 to the member of Congress that says "See you next Tuesday" to Pam Bondi at the end of her next hearing. If it were anyone else, half the people I know would be offended, but I think in her case they'd make an exception.
This is fake but here's hope. Many concert bootlegs from the 70s exist because tape recorders were something new then, and people got away with smuggling them into venues since bouncers had no idea what they were. The guard for the Epstein files door may not know what every electronic device is.
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
This is fake but here's hope. Many concert bootlegs from the 70s exist because tape recorders were something new then, and people got away with smuggling them into venues since bouncers had no idea what they were. The guard for the Epstein files door may not know what every electronic device is.
Bad Bunny is an example of the Streisand Effect.
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Bad Bunny is an example of the Streisand Effect.
People say that controversy aside, they don't get Bad Bunny or Billy Eilish, and as a middle-age person I feel qualified to answer. The answer is that after you turn 40 mass media is no longer yours and you can either accept it or be the old person that always complains about things they don't get.
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
People say that controversy aside, they don't get Bad Bunny or Billy Eilish, and as a middle-age person I feel qualified to answer. The answer is that after you turn 40 mass media is no longer yours and you can either accept it or be the old person that always complains about things they don't get.
Back again to selling things on the eBay www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
Previous weeks there too.
Previous weeks there too.
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Back again to selling things on the eBay www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
Previous weeks there too.
Previous weeks there too.
Ha! I've been MAGA all along undercover so I could expose your paid protestor racket! Stay tuned! I'm gonna blow the lid off the whole thing soon!
February 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Ha! I've been MAGA all along undercover so I could expose your paid protestor racket! Stay tuned! I'm gonna blow the lid off the whole thing soon!
'The Unhappy Hooker Goes to Washington'
'Wicked 3'
'Substance 2: The Sickening'
'I Never Promised Keeping the Rose Garden'
What are some other appropriate movie titles?
'Wicked 3'
'Substance 2: The Sickening'
'I Never Promised Keeping the Rose Garden'
What are some other appropriate movie titles?
January 25, 2026 at 4:11 AM
'The Unhappy Hooker Goes to Washington'
'Wicked 3'
'Substance 2: The Sickening'
'I Never Promised Keeping the Rose Garden'
What are some other appropriate movie titles?
'Wicked 3'
'Substance 2: The Sickening'
'I Never Promised Keeping the Rose Garden'
What are some other appropriate movie titles?
Kill Tony: MAGA :: Blue Collar Comedy Tour: Operation Freedom
January 23, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Kill Tony: MAGA :: Blue Collar Comedy Tour: Operation Freedom
This week's stuff on www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... is more expensive than usual. Don't blame me. Blame the Romans. I put things in alphabetical order and they invented the alphabet and everything that begins with R happens to cost more.
January 22, 2026 at 7:25 PM
This week's stuff on www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... is more expensive than usual. Don't blame me. Blame the Romans. I put things in alphabetical order and they invented the alphabet and everything that begins with R happens to cost more.
Internal bleeding, huh? A nosebleed is internal bleeding. Maybe he had psychic powers like in Stranger Things except he could tell in advance when liberal women were approaching.
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Internal bleeding, huh? A nosebleed is internal bleeding. Maybe he had psychic powers like in Stranger Things except he could tell in advance when liberal women were approaching.
Someone messaged me complaining the comic they ordered from me through www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... came in bags sealed with Scotch tape rather than masking tape. If you too are under the mistaken impression I'm selling tape and not comics, I may not be the right vendor for you.
January 17, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Someone messaged me complaining the comic they ordered from me through www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... came in bags sealed with Scotch tape rather than masking tape. If you too are under the mistaken impression I'm selling tape and not comics, I may not be the right vendor for you.
Who wore it better?
January 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Who wore it better?
"Strongly worded letter"="thoughts and prayers" for Democrats.
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
"Strongly worded letter"="thoughts and prayers" for Democrats.
Facebook was predicted 80 years ago.
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Facebook was predicted 80 years ago.
You know what to do
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ic...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ic...
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You know what to do
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ic...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ic...
What it all comes down to is MAGA guys are upset Rene Good wouldn't have fucked them.
January 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
What it all comes down to is MAGA guys are upset Rene Good wouldn't have fucked them.
Who wore it better?
January 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Who wore it better?
Latest ebay unload for the New Year www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
January 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Latest ebay unload for the New Year www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
Is the overused cliche we need to retire in 2026 in the room with us now?
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Is the overused cliche we need to retire in 2026 in the room with us now?
J through L of what I'm e-baying this season. Up now. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... Sorry I'm a couple days late in posting things. I guess you might have to outbid some people.
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
J through L of what I'm e-baying this season. Up now. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... Sorry I'm a couple days late in posting things. I guess you might have to outbid some people.
When Trump leaves they will remove all the labels from his renaming things, and all the gold tchotchkes, but all those things will leave images behind due to exposure to the sun. And the right wing press will complain about the cost taxpayers have to pay to paint over the silhouettes.
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
When Trump leaves they will remove all the labels from his renaming things, and all the gold tchotchkes, but all those things will leave images behind due to exposure to the sun. And the right wing press will complain about the cost taxpayers have to pay to paint over the silhouettes.
I just started dusting off old covid rabbit hole projects. I did more of these sequences from movies I started a few years ago. I'm now up to 700. I have two different addresses: archive.org/details/anim... and www.youtube.com/channel/UCqq... . I'll add more when I have spare time.
December 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I just started dusting off old covid rabbit hole projects. I did more of these sequences from movies I started a few years ago. I'm now up to 700. I have two different addresses: archive.org/details/anim... and www.youtube.com/channel/UCqq... . I'll add more when I have spare time.
Everyone knows I'm no fan of this Presidential administration but even I think this was a cheap shot for Vanity Fair to print these photos of them.
December 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Everyone knows I'm no fan of this Presidential administration but even I think this was a cheap shot for Vanity Fair to print these photos of them.
He's already a known pedophile and his team has said "it's not so bad". I think what he REALLY doesn't want out there is things that aren't criminal, like one of the girls said he was fat, or he had a threesome and his dick accidentally touched another guy. He's that vain. I will die on that hill.
December 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
He's already a known pedophile and his team has said "it's not so bad". I think what he REALLY doesn't want out there is things that aren't criminal, like one of the girls said he was fat, or he had a threesome and his dick accidentally touched another guy. He's that vain. I will die on that hill.
A reminder lighting of the tree and menorah outside the Antifa building is 8pm. Children welcome at the Antifa end-of-yr party.
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A reminder lighting of the tree and menorah outside the Antifa building is 8pm. Children welcome at the Antifa end-of-yr party.