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The Australian social media ban, its scope and criteria for what is 'banned', makes about as much sense as getting rid of slingshots but allowing full access to rocket launchers.

This is going to get UGLY.
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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1971 cult film Pink Narcissus has been restored and screens at the First Films film festival in Sydney.

Cain Noble-Davies reviews
Pink Narcissus - FilmInk
… a beautiful work of pure male erotic fantasy …
www.filmink.com.au
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Aziz Ansari's feature film directing debut (or is it?) GOOD FORTUNE is "… a welcoming and cozy platter of celestial comedy, anchored by Keanu Reeves at his most adorable"

Good Fortune is in cinemas now
Good Fortune - FilmInk
… a welcoming and cozy platter of celestial comedy, anchored by Keanu Reeves at his most adorable.
www.filmink.com.au
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Happyend "… works both as giggle-worthy entertainment and potential tool of awakening" according to Cain Noble-Davies' review.

Happyend is in cinemas next Thursday
Happyend - FilmInk
… works both as giggle-worthy entertainment and potential tool of awakening.
www.filmink.com.au
October 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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"Come for the carnage and bloodspray, stay for the many forms that human kindness can take"

Chainsaw Man – The Movie: Reze Arc reviewed.

In cinemas now!
Chainsaw Man – The Movie: Reze Arc - FilmInk
Come for the carnage and bloodspray, stay for the many forms that human kindness can take.
www.filmink.com.au
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"… do we go with the obvious ‘it’s named for what audiences will say after watching it’ joke ..."

Cain Noble-Davies reviews the latest Colleen Hoover adaptation, REGRETTING YOU starring Mason Thames, McKenna Grace, Allison Williams, Dave Franco and Scott Eastwood.

In cinemas now
Regretting You - FilmInk
… too maudlin to be fun, even ironically, and it’s too insistent that it’s in on the joke to be genuinely engaging; empty calorie cinema without the flavour to make it palatable.
www.filmink.com.au
October 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Ahnold and Danny De Vito are not in Twinless, but writer/director James Sweeney and Dylan O'Brien certainly are.

Cain Noble-Davies reviews TWINLESS, in cinemas tomorrow
Twinless - FilmInk
Twinless is wince-inducing in the best way. Its drama and its comedy are equally brutal, and yet its pacing is so smooth as to feel like all those broken-glass sensations have been ground down into th...
www.filmink.com.au
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Recently winning Best Actress (Mani Shanks) and Best Editing at @screamfest.bsky.social, Western Australia's own Steven J. Mihaljevich's SHED reviewed by Cain Noble-Davies
Shed - FilmInk
… keeps things aggressively tense, the real trick here is how much it deviates from similar youngling-led home invasion yarns.
www.filmink.com.au
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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1 Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere review is never enough.

Here's Cain Noble-Davies' take on the film, in cinemas next Thursday 23 October.
Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere - FilmInk
... may trip into the odd musical biopic trope to its own detriment, but as both a viscerally personal snapshot in the life of Bruce Springsteen, and a document of a defining moment in music history ....
www.filmink.com.au
October 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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"It’s a film that aims to humanise the kind of weirdo-of-the-moment tabloid events like the real-life Roofman, giving those that are often laughed at a chance to be laughed with."

Derek Cianfrance's change of pace, ROOFMAN starring Channing Tatum, reviewed by Cain Noble-Davies

In cinemas Thursday
Roofman - FilmInk
… accessible and humorous …
www.filmink.com.au
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Tron: Ares is "… an audiovisual marvel propping up an embarrassingly weak script" according to Cain Noble-Davies' review.

Tron: Area is in cinemas now
Tron: Ares - FilmInk
… an audiovisual marvel propping up an embarrassingly weak script.
www.filmink.com.au
October 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Bruce Beresford's THE TRAVELLERS, reviewed by Cain Noble-Davies, in cinemas tomorrow
The Travellers - FilmInk
… a cozy comedy-drama that can feel rather distracted by its own pathfinding at times, but the performances and Bruce Beresford’s continuing mission to bring people together on both sides of the scree...
www.filmink.com.au
October 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
*sees Netflix drama trending on Twitter*

Oh dear, what are they raging about now?

"Transformers say they/them! WOKE PROPAGANDA!"

...

I'd say touch grass, but I'm pretty sure even the ground doesn't want to be near these people anymore.
October 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Bruce Beresford's THE TRAVELLERS, starring Bryan Brown and Luke Bracey is a journey worth taking according to Cain Noble-Davies' review.

The Travellers is in cinemas 9 October
The Travellers - FilmInk
… a cozy comedy-drama that can feel rather distracted by its own pathfinding at times, but the performances and Bruce Beresford’s continuing mission to bring people together on both sides of the scree...
www.filmink.com.au
October 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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One Battle After Another is "... a highly entertaining film with some of the biggest thrills and laughs of the year," according to Cain Noble-Davies' review 👇

One Battle After Another is in cinemas this Thursday
One Battle After Another - FilmInk
… a confronting and hardened thrill ride through the nightmare of modern America.
www.filmink.com.au
September 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Smashing!

Cain Noble-Davies reviews The Smashing Machine, in cinemas 2 October
The Smashing Machine - FilmInk
… a disappointing barrage of botches.
www.filmink.com.au
September 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A Big Bold Beautiful Journey is "… a performative bore" according to Cain Noble-Davies' review.

A Big Bold Beautiful Journey is in cinemas now
A Big Bold Beautiful Journey - FilmInk
… a performative bore.
www.filmink.com.au
September 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Not enough of you have "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" in your everyday vocabulary and it shows.
September 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Kate Woods returns to the director's chair in Australia for family film KANGAROO, starring Ryan Corr, Deborah Mailman, some very cute joeys and even a cameo from Paddington.

Cain Noble-Davies reviews.

Kangaroo is in cinemas this Thursday.

Hop to it.
Kangaroo - FilmInk
… has its stumbles, but as family-friendly entertainment and measured cultural examination, it has more than enough charm to make up for the lulls.
www.filmink.com.au
September 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I believe in non-violence.
I sympathise with the trauma the Kirk family are going through right now.
I understand that Charlie succumbed to the same culture of violence that he himself helped engender.

I still think openly mourning him as some great loss is pushing it.
September 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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After four televised seasons of talking crows, magic breathing, and Taishō-era secrets, the war between the Demon Slayer Corps and the demon progenitor Muzan Kibutsuji has finally reached its final arc.

Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba Infinity Castle reviewed by Cain Noble-Davies, in cinemas Thurs
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba Infinity Castle - FilmInk
... kicks off the series finale in spellbinding fashion.
www.filmink.com.au
September 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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And in Season 4 of The White Lotus...

Cain Noble-Davies review THE BAD GUYS 2, in cinemas 18 September
The Bad Guys 2 - FilmInk
… focuses more on style over substance, the action is beautifully rendered, the characters are funnier than ever, and the way it balances mirth with legitimate kid-friendly thrills is impressive.
www.filmink.com.au
September 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hands down, toughest time I've had reviewing something since I started working with FilmInk. One of the biggest letdowns I've ever experienced with a film, dead set.
SKETCH, Seth Worley's acclaimed family film with a big heart, conscience and imagination trips during its credit sequence, according to Cain Noble-Davies' review - and it's not the monsters that you should be concerned about.

Sketch is in cinemas 11 September
Sketch - FilmInk
… frustrating in the most disheartening of ways, because the film itself is fantastic… but it seems like Angel Studios couldn’t even wait for the film to finish before ripping its soul out with their ...
www.filmink.com.au
August 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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"Honey, at least give it a try!" according to Cain Noble-Davies' review of Honey Don't, Ethan Coen and Tricia Cooke's second instalment of their planned ‘lesbian B-movie trilogy’, starring IT Girl Margaret Qualley

Honey Don't! is in cinemas this Thursday
Honey Don’t! - FilmInk
… performances are top-shelf, the quips and occasionally brutal fight scenes are enjoyable …
www.filmink.com.au
August 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM