I don't know why the Twatter-esque format doesn't work for me. It was true in the pre-Muskrat days too. Its just...forgettable. Oh yeah, I have BlueSky... That's nice, I guess.

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That feel when someone at work says "Koalas are me soul animal" and you have to chomp down on your tongue so as not to ask them if they're riddled with chlamydia. 🤮

We're getting our bathroom redone. Currently we are without a toilet in our house.

Remodeler Dude: "We need to do X, Y, and Z, and then we can breathe again."

Me: "And other bodily functions!"

I made a trades guy guffaw with a poop joke y'all. #winning

I need to find a new purpose. A reason to exist. I'm empty.

Narrator: She knew she was screaming into an equally empty void. Void upon void. Voidception.

7:30AM. Easy, mind numbing work. Im grateful for that. But the over and over and over and over again as I get older and older... Over it doesn't even come close.

I don't post much anywhere anymore. For many reas🍊ns. But this is the big one.

Everyone: OMG TikTok is back!
Me: Maybe, but no one new (from the US) is joining you...

(click for full, screenshot taken from the Play Store 1/22/25)

Sure, let's expect LAWS to stop CRIMINALS w the power to change them and the audacity to ignore them 🤦🏾‍♀️

"Today is a dark day, please buy a sticker." Kiss my entire ass @moveon.org

Why all the last minute executive orders? Why all the security? Breadcrumbs and Circuses I guess.

Twatter was always a mess to my eyes. I hated it then, I despise it now. I tried during #WIUnion I really did. Long before Ratty McMuckface showed up.

But I suppose I have to try again. If only for a news aggregate and not true social media.

Lately, it's felt like the safe answer is not the true answer. (this is not about 🍊 or his 🧡 or anything outside of my own life)

Testing #voidfilter