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Uh oh. Looks like Melania only has five seats left in King of Prussia.
Oh wait. Do I have this backwards? The white squares are available?
Oh wait. Do I have this backwards? The white squares are available?
January 27, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Uh oh. Looks like Melania only has five seats left in King of Prussia.
Oh wait. Do I have this backwards? The white squares are available?
Oh wait. Do I have this backwards? The white squares are available?
INSHAMNIA (noun)
The inability to sleep due to the replaying of awkward conversations, dumb decisions, and failures to act.
The inability to sleep due to the replaying of awkward conversations, dumb decisions, and failures to act.
a cartoon character is laying in bed with a blue pillow
ALT: a cartoon character is laying in bed with a blue pillow
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January 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
INSHAMNIA (noun)
The inability to sleep due to the replaying of awkward conversations, dumb decisions, and failures to act.
The inability to sleep due to the replaying of awkward conversations, dumb decisions, and failures to act.
Squeaked it out. Go Birds.
a football player wearing a number 27 jersey is running on the field
ALT: a football player wearing a number 27 jersey is running on the field
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December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Squeaked it out. Go Birds.
Your Facebook feed is filled with photos of families smiling, but if your heart may hurt because you are missing someone, estranged from a family member, or anticipating a loss, you are not alone.
Be the light. Text someone who doesn’t expect to hear from you on Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Be the light. Text someone who doesn’t expect to hear from you on Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Your Facebook feed is filled with photos of families smiling, but if your heart may hurt because you are missing someone, estranged from a family member, or anticipating a loss, you are not alone.
Be the light. Text someone who doesn’t expect to hear from you on Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Be the light. Text someone who doesn’t expect to hear from you on Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
I will never understand Photoshop layers.
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I will never understand Photoshop layers.
A scene from Stand By Me that Rob Reiner brought to life.
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
A scene from Stand By Me that Rob Reiner brought to life.
Couldn’t convince my boys to get haircuts before our Christmas card photo. Oh well.
In case you aren’t on my list, Merry Christmas! Thanks for being in our lives.
#MerryChristmas
In case you aren’t on my list, Merry Christmas! Thanks for being in our lives.
#MerryChristmas
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Couldn’t convince my boys to get haircuts before our Christmas card photo. Oh well.
In case you aren’t on my list, Merry Christmas! Thanks for being in our lives.
#MerryChristmas
In case you aren’t on my list, Merry Christmas! Thanks for being in our lives.
#MerryChristmas
Please don’t wait until your family member is on hospice to make peace.
Keep trying. Once you get the phone call, you’ll do anything for five more minutes to say what you need to say.
Keep trying. Once you get the phone call, you’ll do anything for five more minutes to say what you need to say.
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Please don’t wait until your family member is on hospice to make peace.
Keep trying. Once you get the phone call, you’ll do anything for five more minutes to say what you need to say.
Keep trying. Once you get the phone call, you’ll do anything for five more minutes to say what you need to say.
“Hey, it’s that Elf’s dad?”
-My son, watching the Godfather for the first time
-My son, watching the Godfather for the first time
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room
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November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“Hey, it’s that Elf’s dad?”
-My son, watching the Godfather for the first time
-My son, watching the Godfather for the first time
Wow
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Wow
Watching my youngest on Find My Friends. On his way!
Please be careful on the roads today, everyone.
Please be careful on the roads today, everyone.
a small brown dog is standing on its hind legs in front of a white fence .
ALT: a small brown dog is standing on its hind legs in front of a white fence .
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November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Watching my youngest on Find My Friends. On his way!
Please be careful on the roads today, everyone.
Please be careful on the roads today, everyone.
Trump: Quiet, Piggy!
American Women: Oink off and get your finger out of my face before I bite it.
American Women: Oink off and get your finger out of my face before I bite it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Trump: Quiet, Piggy!
American Women: Oink off and get your finger out of my face before I bite it.
American Women: Oink off and get your finger out of my face before I bite it.
You Can’t Be Fully Clean Until You’re Zestfully Clean
and Other Lies I Believed in the 80s
a memoir
and Other Lies I Believed in the 80s
a memoir
a black and white photo of an open book with a page that says ' bible ' on it
ALT: a black and white photo of an open book with a page that says ' bible ' on it
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October 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You Can’t Be Fully Clean Until You’re Zestfully Clean
and Other Lies I Believed in the 80s
a memoir
and Other Lies I Believed in the 80s
a memoir
I talk too much.
October 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I talk too much.
Best New Yorker cover ever!
October 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Best New Yorker cover ever!
Checking in to see if any of my followers are my age.
October 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Checking in to see if any of my followers are my age.
Did you know Longfellow wrote a poem about this pretty Main Line church?
October 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Did you know Longfellow wrote a poem about this pretty Main Line church?
“Goodbye, Maria. You’ll make a very fine nun” is my favorite snarky line of all time. What’s yours?
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October 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“Goodbye, Maria. You’ll make a very fine nun” is my favorite snarky line of all time. What’s yours?
#WritingCommunity
#WritingCommunity