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Uh oh. Looks like Melania only has five seats left in King of Prussia.

Oh wait. Do I have this backwards? The white squares are available?
January 27, 2026 at 11:32 PM
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
January 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
INSHAMNIA (noun)

The inability to sleep due to the replaying of awkward conversations, dumb decisions, and failures to act.
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January 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
January 5, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Squeaked it out. Go Birds.
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December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Your Facebook feed is filled with photos of families smiling, but if your heart may hurt because you are missing someone, estranged from a family member, or anticipating a loss, you are not alone.

Be the light. Text someone who doesn’t expect to hear from you on Christmas.

Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I will never understand Photoshop layers.
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
A scene from Stand By Me that Rob Reiner brought to life.
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
FIFA stands for Facilitating Idolatry For Assholes.

#FiFA
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December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Couldn’t convince my boys to get haircuts before our Christmas card photo. Oh well.

In case you aren’t on my list, Merry Christmas! Thanks for being in our lives.

#MerryChristmas
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Please don’t wait until your family member is on hospice to make peace.

Keep trying. Once you get the phone call, you’ll do anything for five more minutes to say what you need to say.
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“Hey, it’s that Elf’s dad?”

-My son, watching the Godfather for the first time
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November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Wow
My painting THUNDERHEAD
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Watching my youngest on Find My Friends. On his way!

Please be careful on the roads today, everyone.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Trump: Quiet, Piggy!

American Women: Oink off and get your finger out of my face before I bite it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You Can’t Be Fully Clean Until You’re Zestfully Clean
and Other Lies I Believed in the 80s

a memoir
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October 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I talk too much.
October 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Best New Yorker cover ever!
October 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Checking in to see if any of my followers are my age.
October 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Did you know Longfellow wrote a poem about this pretty Main Line church?
October 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“Goodbye, Maria. You’ll make a very fine nun” is my favorite snarky line of all time. What’s yours?

#WritingCommunity
October 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM