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Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification

@majormanliness.bsky.social

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I Snort Gluten Free Covfefe while Wearing a Bedazzled Muumuu, a Pink Hardhat, Kneepads, 1 Steel-toe Boot, 1 Flip-Flop & Bite Chicks on the Ass. 😁 https://www.etsy.com/shop/SavageCatScratch

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Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · Aug 24

#USA #Elections #Men #Heterosexual #Laws #Freedom #USConstitution #BillOfRights #Democracy #America #POTUS2028 #Accountability #Polls #Democrats #Republicans #HabeasCorpus #America #ICE #Cops #Courts #SCOTUS #Judges #1stAmendment #4thAmendment #5thAmendment #14thAmendment #19thAmendment #Vote 🙂👍

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#SoyRevolt2025!!!
Enough is enough... 😁

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 8h

This guy? He's talking about...fashion? 🤣😁

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Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 10h

Old...but still relevant. 😁

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 10h

Me like. Gorilla sex good. 😁

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 10h

99.99% of the world will have a HUGE party when he dies. That other .1% are MAGA cultists...but I failed at math so don't quote the numbers. 😁

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Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 10h

Dying of cancer?
Show up...or don't get paid.
Got it.

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Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 11h

So a military base in the USA for Qatar is just fine...but stoners dressed as frogs in Portland are "terrorists"? Got it. 😁

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Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 11h

Looney Loomer...having some buyers remorse? 🤣

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 11h

Me neither. Will there be a parade or something?
My bedazzled muumuu is at the cleaners... 😁

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 12h

Greasy...

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 12h

5 out of 5 Penguins agree... 😁

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 12h

The Ribbit Award?

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 12h

Stalin was also a...significant character in world affairs.

Our media is lame...

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 13h

I recall people being upset over the Bay of Pigs.
Now?
Lets have Putin build a nuke facility...in DC.
Why not?
Trump is a traitor...

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 13h

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Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 15h

And that he's in shape, that women want him, that he's a stable genius, that he personally wrote the "Art of the Deal", that his father *didn't* give him $100s of millions, that he's brave and tough, and that his hair...is real. 😁

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 15h

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Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 15h

#AmphibiansUnite!!! 😁

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 15h

What!? Trump lied? Is this something...new? 🤣

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 15h

And return the gold. And the treasure maps. And the women they took for "pleasure" purposes...which can be brought to me, you can keep the gold and the maps. 🤣😁😬

Rector of Floccinaucinihilipilification @majormanliness.bsky.social · 1d

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Sooner. As soon as he can...