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Matthew
@makagle.bsky.social
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Novelist, teacher, game designer, general badass (ret.)

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‘Human swastika’ at San Jose high school prompts investigation
An image of eight male students lying in the formation of a swastika on a San Jose high school football field began circulating this week.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Spent all day on the phone with Dell. Worst customer support experience of my life, and I'm not a young man.

I'm just going to buy a new laptop from someone else.
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I think he had it coming.
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matthewkagleBall tap!
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November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Watching season 3 of Star Wars: Visions.

Is it me or is the writing getting pretty bad?
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Is there a name for the sideways dance?
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undefined on Instagram: "matthewkagleToday's episode includes:StrippingSideways dancingFaceplants"
matthewkagleToday's episode includes:StrippingSideways dancingFaceplants
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November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Street musicians are God's way of saying "You haven't suffered enough."
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Alec With Pen on Instagram: "WE GOT A NEW HOLIDAY! #cartoon #comic #animation"
In this engaging video, we explore the rapidly changing landscape of holidays and celebrations. From creative traditions to cutting-edge festivities, we're showcasing the most exciting new holidays th...
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November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Think I might stop doing GDC giveaways. Nobody really wanted them the last two years, and I'm running out of ideas.
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Serious idea: next time there's a big Rapture prediction, we create videos about how everyone who was a member of the Church of Satan vanished suddenly.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I'm kinda happy about that first punch. Can you tell?
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Matthew Kagle on Instagram: "In which our hero gets his due.... Then he tries something kinda dumb."
0 likes, 0 comments - matthewkagle on November 17, 2025: "In which our hero gets his due.... Then he tries something kinda dumb.".
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November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Watching YouTube videos of Rapture preppers who were surprised the Rapture didn't happen. None of them consider the idea it happened and they just didn't get taken.
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I don't know what "The dog that doesn't bark" means, but I'm pretty sure it isn't code for "not a pedo."
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Kick your ass in pink gloves...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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A rising tide may lift all boats, but a falling tide strands all but a few. Those who control the ocean can still sail away when the rest of us are marooned.

I think that might be the point. Some people only enjoy themselves when others don't.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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The thing about the Ruler of the Universe in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is HE'S LYING.
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Part 2 of my 411 fight
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October 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Pretty sure that should have hurt him more than me.
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matthewkagle on Instagram: "In which I learn the real danger of athletic protection."
In which I learn the real danger of athletic protection.
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October 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Just got paid double for my latest photoshoot.
#modellifestyle
October 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Feels like cheating.
October 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Batman and Batgirl PSA for Equal Pay, ca. 1973
YouTube video by US National Archives
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October 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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The internet is trying to convince me there was a 70s country star I never heard of, and she only sang about anal sex. Pretty sure this is what AI considers a hilarious joke.
October 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Question for people who swerve into the other lane so they don't have to go over a speed bump.

Who hurt you?
October 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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CHECKMATE!
October 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Was watching the DS9 documentary and they talked about how the show was a landmark of long form storytelling because they had 3 part episodes.

#babylon5
October 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Remember when he wouldn't release his tax returns and everyone kept the pressure up until he finally did?

Yeah, me neither.
October 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM