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alyssa
@makemeurfuture.swifties.social
32. swiftie. loud music, soft heart. 🫶🏻
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One more post for the night to pin to my profile here.

I’m Alyssa, I turn 33 soon, and I pivoted from my elitist crusty college punk/hardcore/emo phase to being a full time swiftie in 2010ish when I realized most of the scene was full of shit. I like cats, Diet Coke, and evermore.
Do you take your birthday off work? I think this is the first year I didn’t, and surprisingly enough, it’s the first year in recent memory that I didn’t cry on my birthday. My coworkers were sweet and got me crumbl cookies and let me leave early 🥲
November 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I hate when I’m trying to sit in my car and haul ass on my vape for 10 mins before work and someone parks next to me and just sits in their car the whole time LET ME SHAMEFULLY HIT THIS JUUL IN PEACE
November 18, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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Swifties on the skyline
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 AM
It’s been 30+ years and I still don’t know if pay-per-view boxing is real fighting I just assume it’s like wrestling which I also don’t understand
November 16, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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programmed my cats auto feeder to say “taylor swift” three times before she eats and now my cat is a certified swiftie, screaming her lungs out at the mere mention of the woman
November 14, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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Since people actually seeeeee posts here….

This is my pride and joy. The before and after of my Taycouver n3 outfit.
November 13, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Woke up with the worst nausea and had my head in a toilet for two hours before leaving for work bc I can’t call out sick since I just called out last week 🤡🤡🤡 here’s to hoping I just collapse on company time!
November 14, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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I need you all to see the shirt my friend brought me back from the zoo here. 🦁😭😂
November 12, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Whatever I am weak of body and spirit and I have succumbed to temptation happy birthday to me
November 13, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I’m very curious about the lack of “sold out” notifs for the things that disappeared asap before like jewelry and other accessories- did the bots skip this drop too?
November 13, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Do I go back and buy the debut sweater and cardigan socks….mostly the sweater, I actually really love it 😭
November 13, 2024 at 4:22 PM
EVERMORE AND DEBUT I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE PAJAMAS
November 13, 2024 at 4:06 PM
I NEED TO CHANHE MY SHIRT AFTER THIS THATS HOW BAD IM SWEATING
November 13, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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look at this cutie!!!!
November 12, 2024 at 8:54 PM
What store are you going straight to for the holiday drop? Usually for me it’s folklore buuuuut I’m thinking rep today
November 13, 2024 at 3:21 PM
NOLA N1 with the bestie @theantihero13.swifties.social !! Before the show vs after the show and yes I used the rep 13 tattoo as a form of manifestation (it didn’t work)
November 13, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Woke up to 4 people from work requesting to follow me on my personal Instagram at the same time which my brain is telling me means they were all talking about me
a cat is eating food from a bowl in a glass container .
ALT: a cat is eating food from a bowl in a glass container .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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the main difference between me and Taylor Swift is that I also cry A LOT but I am NOT as productive
November 11, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I went and unfollowed everyone that hasn’t followed back and I fear I went blind and mostly unfollowed people that were mutuals by accident and IM SORRY IF I DID. I cannot be held accountable for what I do with size 4 font and no glasses on
November 12, 2024 at 10:35 PM
The things I would do for a maple latte right now. I’ve never had one before and now I’m dangerously fixated on the idea of one
November 11, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Do you have an objectively corny TV show that you tune in every week for? Like you know the writing isn’t good and the acting is meh but you’re like I NEED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?? We’ve been watching From for three seasons and I’m so addicted to it and NO ONE ELSE WATCHES IT
November 11, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Anyone else on soundmap?? I just got my Taylor diamond badge!!
November 10, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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She’s giving team owner. She’s giving ceo. She’s giving this is my stadium
November 10, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I just saw a bunch of tiktoks of people using the touch tunes app to play the most queer songs they can on MAGA county sports bars jukeboxes and honestly that is the funniest thing I can think of anyone doing. Pissing them off so bad on a weekend night with Troye and Chappell 😭😭 I love it
November 10, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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folkmore the best sister albums ever created
November 8, 2024 at 11:02 PM