Malvin
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Malvin
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the real qanon was the friends Donald Trump made along the way.
"Ask your doctor if (random scrabble tiles) is right for you."
Spoiler for those who haven't seen "Weapons" yet, but the second half of the movie was Brolin's dream, yeah?
I'm far from a Hakeem Jeffries fan, but the "why hasn't he endorsed Mamdani yet so I can crap all over him for it?" crowd was funny to observe
Uniqo Zelo Sea Foam 2022 pét-nat from Riverland Australia, 12.5%. Mellow yellow color, very funky & yeasty with light grape juice flavor. The yeasty funk is the type that lingers after, don’t care for that but is OK- but def not glou. Less fruity, less yellow, and more yeasty than the 2021.
Shoes of tennis
Then they’re a menace
Lunaria ancestrale pinot grigio white pét-nat from Italy, 12.5%. Dull orange color, cloudy, tart with some “vitamin C” flavors. Fine bubbles, tangerine-peach aroma, light in flavor which counterbalances the 12.5% ABV. Not quite glou but not bad neither.
Patti gave birth
to a 10 pound
baby boy, YEAH
(keyboard solo)
N. Kendall Wines Chepika red pét-nat from Dundee NY, 10%. Nice deep (yet clear) red color, lovely aroma- smells EXACTLY like communion wine/Manischewitz, tastes like a no-sugar-added person of it. A bit like a cranberry sour beer, not tannin-y at all- extremely glou for a red.
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La Vela Gassa d’Amante white frizzante pét-nat 2022 from Sicily, Italy, 12.5%. Light, funky, citrus-y fruity, slightly acidic ferment-y. Clear, but tastes cloudy. Decent and semi-glou.
Socks are one of the few US-made items that you can get at "reasonable" prices and even find at Ross/Marshalls/TJ Maxx type stores
Raisin Cultivé et Vinifié par Simon Rouillard pét-nat blanc from France, 9.5% (according to front label, 12% on the back). Very light & crisp, fine bubbles, nice clear yellow-white color, white peach flavor. Slight funkiness and “vinegar” notes but still easy drinking (thanks to the 9.5% ABV). Glou!
the promo they're running for it on Soundcloud is so terrible (out-of-context lines delivered badly with bland narration) that it feels like a warning more than an advertisement. wouldn't be surprised to find out it was AI generated.
If I loaned someone $20 Billion and I saw them on TV a few days later having a coked-out karaoke party I'd be pretty miffed. Just sayin'.
Congrats! Glad you went with that title instead of "the pompatus of death"
...and then once the audience has grown accustomed to that, you hit 'em with the dancing lobsters.
"baby Heelys, worn once" has got to be a close second
also known as "bret-bugging".
(Jordan Peterson, shaking with rage, a single tear streaking down his cheek): "THOSE COWARDS WILL PAY."
He can "aspire" all he wants but he's not cutting it- our VP is extremely off-putting. Spreading phony rumors that people were eating pets? trying to get out of it by lying that a kid was murdered? Chastising the president of Ukraine for not saying "thank you"? is eyeliner "normal" for the GOP?
She should've dated Matty Healy for at least an EP worth of material longer before settling into a happy relationship
("republican" in the US political sense, in that image)
“Neither on the left nor on the right” = on the right, just doesn't want to own up to it.