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Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 17h

"Ask your doctor if (random scrabble tiles) is right for you."

Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 18h

Spoiler for those who haven't seen "Weapons" yet, but the second half of the movie was Brolin's dream, yeah?

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Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 1d

I'm far from a Hakeem Jeffries fan, but the "why hasn't he endorsed Mamdani yet so I can crap all over him for it?" crowd was funny to observe

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Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 3d

Uniqo Zelo Sea Foam 2022 pét-nat from Riverland Australia, 12.5%. Mellow yellow color, very funky & yeasty with light grape juice flavor. The yeasty funk is the type that lingers after, don’t care for that but is OK- but def not glou. Less fruity, less yellow, and more yeasty than the 2021.

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Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 3d

Shoes of tennis
Then they’re a menace

Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 4d

Lunaria ancestrale pinot grigio white pét-nat from Italy, 12.5%. Dull orange color, cloudy, tart with some “vitamin C” flavors. Fine bubbles, tangerine-peach aroma, light in flavor which counterbalances the 12.5% ABV. Not quite glou but not bad neither.

Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 5d

Patti gave birth
to a 10 pound
baby boy, YEAH
(keyboard solo)

Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 7d

N. Kendall Wines Chepika red pét-nat from Dundee NY, 10%. Nice deep (yet clear) red color, lovely aroma- smells EXACTLY like communion wine/Manischewitz, tastes like a no-sugar-added person of it. A bit like a cranberry sour beer, not tannin-y at all- extremely glou for a red.

Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 12d

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Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 14d

La Vela Gassa d’Amante white frizzante pét-nat 2022 from Sicily, Italy, 12.5%. Light, funky, citrus-y fruity, slightly acidic ferment-y. Clear, but tastes cloudy. Decent and semi-glou.

Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 15d

Socks are one of the few US-made items that you can get at "reasonable" prices and even find at Ross/Marshalls/TJ Maxx type stores

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Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 15d

Raisin Cultivé et Vinifié par Simon Rouillard pét-nat blanc from France, 9.5% (according to front label, 12% on the back). Very light & crisp, fine bubbles, nice clear yellow-white color, white peach flavor. Slight funkiness and “vinegar” notes but still easy drinking (thanks to the 9.5% ABV). Glou!

Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 15d

counterpoint

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Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 16d

the promo they're running for it on Soundcloud is so terrible (out-of-context lines delivered badly with bland narration) that it feels like a warning more than an advertisement. wouldn't be surprised to find out it was AI generated.

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Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 18d

If I loaned someone $20 Billion and I saw them on TV a few days later having a coked-out karaoke party I'd be pretty miffed. Just sayin'.

Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 18d

Congrats! Glad you went with that title instead of "the pompatus of death"

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Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 22d

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Malvin @malcojones.bsky.social · 22d

...and then once the audience has grown accustomed to that, you hit 'em with the dancing lobsters.

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