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smimps 🥜 @mallalada.bsky.social · 5m

you ever receive an emotional shock so severe you feel physically weak for the rest of the day. legs shaky arms heavy head dizzy. crazy stuff. your feelings can hurt you in real life! they dont tell you this

smimps 🥜 @mallalada.bsky.social · 23h

i spend 90% of my waking time during summer being pissed off at the weather and the other 10% developing balmy evening sense memories that ill get weird and nostalgic about in 10 years

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smimps 🥜 @mallalada.bsky.social · 1d

might fuck around and start eating the daily recommended fiber intake

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 5d

Uni the Hutt?

A black and white cat sits with a serious expression, his face slightly puffed up

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smimps 🥜 @mallalada.bsky.social · 20d

i dont think cars should have touch screens in them i think every button you could ever need to press should be mechanical and tactile. you can have whatever fancy gps screen you want but it shouldnt be an interface it should JUST be a screen. you shouldnt be needing flick around menus

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KH_ WISHLIST Shepherd's Plan NOW!! @kawakhwan.com · Apr 29

#sinners

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smimps 🥜 @mallalada.bsky.social · Aug 12

THATS THE ONE

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smimps 🥜 @mallalada.bsky.social · Aug 11

also not to sound insane but another of the best ones ive ever read was an. snl au. i dont remember who wrote it though

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smimps 🥜 @mallalada.bsky.social · Aug 11

i am a freak who sorts by wordcount so keep that in mind. however this one is a personal fav. wwx is trapped in ice for centuries and wakes up in the modern world where lwj is a historian archiveofourown.org/works/52150927

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