God I wish I was married to Betty Boop, sorry for impeding @alecrobbins.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
God I wish I was married to Betty Boop, sorry for impeding @alecrobbins.bsky.social
All human mating rituals should be like Birds of Paradise, where the female just sits and watch as a group of flamboyant men do the Macarena and they choose amongst them
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
All human mating rituals should be like Birds of Paradise, where the female just sits and watch as a group of flamboyant men do the Macarena and they choose amongst them
I haven’t found an anthill in like 20 years
December 7, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I haven’t found an anthill in like 20 years
The only thing that can save the United States is a new Joanna Newsom album…PLEASE
November 24, 2024 at 3:00 AM
The only thing that can save the United States is a new Joanna Newsom album…PLEASE
If you don’t like someone just shoot them, it’s the American way (tm)
November 24, 2024 at 2:50 AM
If you don’t like someone just shoot them, it’s the American way (tm)
A pee pee and dare I even say it, with all the venom in my heart and all the joy within my arms, poo poo
November 19, 2024 at 2:41 AM
A pee pee and dare I even say it, with all the venom in my heart and all the joy within my arms, poo poo
It shouldn’t be a hot take but Modest Mouses album The Lonesome Crowded West is their best album
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 AM
It shouldn’t be a hot take but Modest Mouses album The Lonesome Crowded West is their best album
I am angry, ANGRY ABOUT ELVES
November 15, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I am angry, ANGRY ABOUT ELVES
Go Buffalo bills
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Go Buffalo bills
I have purchased infowars, I am now turning it from news into a real war of info, first post
Kelloggs cereal is made with grains
Kelloggs cereal is made with grains
November 14, 2024 at 9:42 PM
I have purchased infowars, I am now turning it from news into a real war of info, first post
Kelloggs cereal is made with grains
Kelloggs cereal is made with grains
PLAY THIEF GOLD AND THIEF 2
November 14, 2024 at 2:48 AM
PLAY THIEF GOLD AND THIEF 2
My reflection in the mirror winked at me
November 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
My reflection in the mirror winked at me
The tadpole in your brain writhes intensely, reacting eagerly to the emergency alert system broadcast.
October 4, 2023 at 8:42 PM
The tadpole in your brain writhes intensely, reacting eagerly to the emergency alert system broadcast.