@mallytea.bsky.social
She/her. 🏳️🌈
Reading, felting, crochet, pottery, parenting teens, tea, and always dreaming of 🏴.
I think I’m funny.
Reading, felting, crochet, pottery, parenting teens, tea, and always dreaming of 🏴.
I think I’m funny.
Learned a new word in Scottish Gaelic, Sgudal: trash
Scuttle: deliberately sink a ship
Scuttlebutt: gossip
Scuttle (Little Mermaid): gossipy bird that brings shipwreck trash to Ariel
I feel like these are somehow related, intentionally AND possibly unintentionally. I kinda love it.
Scuttle: deliberately sink a ship
Scuttlebutt: gossip
Scuttle (Little Mermaid): gossipy bird that brings shipwreck trash to Ariel
I feel like these are somehow related, intentionally AND possibly unintentionally. I kinda love it.
a cartoon of a bird with a surprised look on its face
Alt: a cartoon seagull twirling a fork in his “hair” and ending up with poofy feathers on his head
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Learned a new word in Scottish Gaelic, Sgudal: trash
Scuttle: deliberately sink a ship
Scuttlebutt: gossip
Scuttle (Little Mermaid): gossipy bird that brings shipwreck trash to Ariel
I feel like these are somehow related, intentionally AND possibly unintentionally. I kinda love it.
Scuttle: deliberately sink a ship
Scuttlebutt: gossip
Scuttle (Little Mermaid): gossipy bird that brings shipwreck trash to Ariel
I feel like these are somehow related, intentionally AND possibly unintentionally. I kinda love it.
I literally just got serious about Xmas shopping for my kids today. I am stressT!!!
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I literally just got serious about Xmas shopping for my kids today. I am stressT!!!
Rush Creek Reserve with Serrano ham for dinner. For no particular reason, other than that it’s good.
December 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Rush Creek Reserve with Serrano ham for dinner. For no particular reason, other than that it’s good.
My toaster oven nearly set off the smoke detector this morning. But it made my cheesy toast tastes like flame broiled burger, so silver linings, I guess.
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
My toaster oven nearly set off the smoke detector this morning. But it made my cheesy toast tastes like flame broiled burger, so silver linings, I guess.
Spent 5hrs in a tattoo chair today! And instead of going home to sleep, I’m at my kid’s band concert. 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Spent 5hrs in a tattoo chair today! And instead of going home to sleep, I’m at my kid’s band concert. 🫠
Does it bother anyone else that all the Christmas “reindeer” lawn decorations are actually more like white tailed deer?
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Does it bother anyone else that all the Christmas “reindeer” lawn decorations are actually more like white tailed deer?
I’m ready to cook another turkey, just so I can have leftovers again.
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m ready to cook another turkey, just so I can have leftovers again.
For days my living room has smelled like stale pee, and I couldn’t figure out why. Then I realized I had moved a box full of vitamins to behind my couch (temporarily). And THAT’S WHAT STINKS!!!
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
For days my living room has smelled like stale pee, and I couldn’t figure out why. Then I realized I had moved a box full of vitamins to behind my couch (temporarily). And THAT’S WHAT STINKS!!!
My burn blister has deflated and is now in full on leather mode. I’m feeling very accomplished that I made it here without it popping. 🙂↕️
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My burn blister has deflated and is now in full on leather mode. I’m feeling very accomplished that I made it here without it popping. 🙂↕️
If you’re gonna cook food, you’ve gotta expect some burns.
But it always sucks when it happens. (My left index finger is looking pretty gnarly right now.)
But it always sucks when it happens. (My left index finger is looking pretty gnarly right now.)
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If you’re gonna cook food, you’ve gotta expect some burns.
But it always sucks when it happens. (My left index finger is looking pretty gnarly right now.)
But it always sucks when it happens. (My left index finger is looking pretty gnarly right now.)
Did a weird soda taste test with the fam, and now we’re all burping sweet corn and full of regret.
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Did a weird soda taste test with the fam, and now we’re all burping sweet corn and full of regret.
Constant coughing—>cough drops
Sugar free drops—>diarrhea
Sugar full drops—>cavities
Any drops at all—>raw tongue
Sugar free drops—>diarrhea
Sugar full drops—>cavities
Any drops at all—>raw tongue
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Constant coughing—>cough drops
Sugar free drops—>diarrhea
Sugar full drops—>cavities
Any drops at all—>raw tongue
Sugar free drops—>diarrhea
Sugar full drops—>cavities
Any drops at all—>raw tongue
I’m supposed to be getting a tattoo tomorrow, but I am so sick I hardly know what day it is. I’m really sad about it.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m supposed to be getting a tattoo tomorrow, but I am so sick I hardly know what day it is. I’m really sad about it.
Like, for real, I will take even the most basic gunpowder green over any sencha.
Not to start anything, but Chinese green teas are a gazillion times better than Japanese green teas.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Like, for real, I will take even the most basic gunpowder green over any sencha.
Not to start anything, but Chinese green teas are a gazillion times better than Japanese green teas.
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Not to start anything, but Chinese green teas are a gazillion times better than Japanese green teas.
Made persimmon risotto for dinner tonight and had to sell my firstborn to afford the amount of goat cheese it called for.
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Made persimmon risotto for dinner tonight and had to sell my firstborn to afford the amount of goat cheese it called for.
The fall colors are absolutely popping right now! I want to take pics of every tree, but I’m always driving, and my staring at them is dangerous enough.
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The fall colors are absolutely popping right now! I want to take pics of every tree, but I’m always driving, and my staring at them is dangerous enough.
First time in probably 17 years that my family didn’t carve pumpkins or turnips for Halloween. I bought apples for “shrunken heads”, and ended up not making them.
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
First time in probably 17 years that my family didn’t carve pumpkins or turnips for Halloween. I bought apples for “shrunken heads”, and ended up not making them.
How cold does it have to get in your house before you turn the heater on?
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
How cold does it have to get in your house before you turn the heater on?
I ran my dishwasher FOUR times the other day. I have never felt more domestic.
October 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I ran my dishwasher FOUR times the other day. I have never felt more domestic.
Been delaying a garden cleanup. My partner went out this morning and brought all this in!!!
October 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Been delaying a garden cleanup. My partner went out this morning and brought all this in!!!
“[This] is fascism.”
“But…”
“And [this] is fascism.”
“Well…”
“And also [this]. That’s fascism.”
“But we do it differently, so it’s not really…”
This is how conversations with my conservative family have gone. I was raised Mormon, so we’ve got some world class apologetics skills.
“But…”
“And [this] is fascism.”
“Well…”
“And also [this]. That’s fascism.”
“But we do it differently, so it’s not really…”
This is how conversations with my conservative family have gone. I was raised Mormon, so we’ve got some world class apologetics skills.
October 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“[This] is fascism.”
“But…”
“And [this] is fascism.”
“Well…”
“And also [this]. That’s fascism.”
“But we do it differently, so it’s not really…”
This is how conversations with my conservative family have gone. I was raised Mormon, so we’ve got some world class apologetics skills.
“But…”
“And [this] is fascism.”
“Well…”
“And also [this]. That’s fascism.”
“But we do it differently, so it’s not really…”
This is how conversations with my conservative family have gone. I was raised Mormon, so we’ve got some world class apologetics skills.
My partner and I celebrated our 18th anniversary in August. Since our marriage is officially an adult, we got complementary tattoos.
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
My partner and I celebrated our 18th anniversary in August. Since our marriage is officially an adult, we got complementary tattoos.
Feeling like a bland person. Looking forward suggestions to spice up my life.
I’ll prob say nah to everything, but still.
I’ll prob say nah to everything, but still.
October 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Feeling like a bland person. Looking forward suggestions to spice up my life.
I’ll prob say nah to everything, but still.
I’ll prob say nah to everything, but still.
I think I’m finally out of my pimento-cheese-on-sourdough-toast breakfast phase. Please be patient with me while I find another breakfast phase.
October 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I think I’m finally out of my pimento-cheese-on-sourdough-toast breakfast phase. Please be patient with me while I find another breakfast phase.