malmo malmo 👉 MFF
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NORMALIZE IMPREGNATING YOUR BROS
NORMALIZE TURNING THAT 6 PACK INTO A LITTER OF 6
NORMALIZE CUMFLATING THAT CHISELED GUT
NORMALIZE MAKING YOUR BRO A MOTHER
NORMALIZE TURNING THAT 6 PACK INTO A LITTER OF 6
NORMALIZE CUMFLATING THAT CHISELED GUT
NORMALIZE MAKING YOUR BRO A MOTHER
May 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
NORMALIZE IMPREGNATING YOUR BROS
NORMALIZE TURNING THAT 6 PACK INTO A LITTER OF 6
NORMALIZE CUMFLATING THAT CHISELED GUT
NORMALIZE MAKING YOUR BRO A MOTHER
NORMALIZE TURNING THAT 6 PACK INTO A LITTER OF 6
NORMALIZE CUMFLATING THAT CHISELED GUT
NORMALIZE MAKING YOUR BRO A MOTHER
That looks gross
March 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
That looks gross
What the heck is spring mix
March 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What the heck is spring mix
My first aid kit at home consists of:
-box of Paw Patrol Band Aids
-box of Bluey Band Aids
-bottle of Neopsporen in which the cap is cemented shut
-travel-size bottle of Tums that expired in 2018
-singular tiny green pill of unknown origin in a Ziploc bag
-dental floss
🤔🤔🤕
-box of Paw Patrol Band Aids
-box of Bluey Band Aids
-bottle of Neopsporen in which the cap is cemented shut
-travel-size bottle of Tums that expired in 2018
-singular tiny green pill of unknown origin in a Ziploc bag
-dental floss
🤔🤔🤕
March 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My first aid kit at home consists of:
-box of Paw Patrol Band Aids
-box of Bluey Band Aids
-bottle of Neopsporen in which the cap is cemented shut
-travel-size bottle of Tums that expired in 2018
-singular tiny green pill of unknown origin in a Ziploc bag
-dental floss
🤔🤔🤕
-box of Paw Patrol Band Aids
-box of Bluey Band Aids
-bottle of Neopsporen in which the cap is cemented shut
-travel-size bottle of Tums that expired in 2018
-singular tiny green pill of unknown origin in a Ziploc bag
-dental floss
🤔🤔🤕
Also running off zero hours of sleep last night 💀
February 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Also running off zero hours of sleep last night 💀
Today:
-fired delivery driver for racist, sexist AND homophobic remarks
-other delivery driver mauled by a German shepherd, went to ER
-customer screamed at me over the phone because delivery taking forever (because of dog)
-still have 3 hours left 🥲
-fired delivery driver for racist, sexist AND homophobic remarks
-other delivery driver mauled by a German shepherd, went to ER
-customer screamed at me over the phone because delivery taking forever (because of dog)
-still have 3 hours left 🥲
February 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Today:
-fired delivery driver for racist, sexist AND homophobic remarks
-other delivery driver mauled by a German shepherd, went to ER
-customer screamed at me over the phone because delivery taking forever (because of dog)
-still have 3 hours left 🥲
-fired delivery driver for racist, sexist AND homophobic remarks
-other delivery driver mauled by a German shepherd, went to ER
-customer screamed at me over the phone because delivery taking forever (because of dog)
-still have 3 hours left 🥲
Where tf my girlfriends at I need yall to come over and kill a bottle of wine with me and just talk about shit
January 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Where tf my girlfriends at I need yall to come over and kill a bottle of wine with me and just talk about shit
Actually genocide LMAO
January 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Actually genocide LMAO
I still refer to my normie friend group as my normie friends but half of them are furries and more than half of them are not straight and idk what else to call them
January 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I still refer to my normie friend group as my normie friends but half of them are furries and more than half of them are not straight and idk what else to call them
HOW THE HELL DOES A MF FORGET TO PUT ON UNDERWEAR AND NOT REALIZE TIL THEY BEEN CLOCKED IN FOR OVER AN HOUR 💀💀💀💀💀
January 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
HOW THE HELL DOES A MF FORGET TO PUT ON UNDERWEAR AND NOT REALIZE TIL THEY BEEN CLOCKED IN FOR OVER AN HOUR 💀💀💀💀💀
I already fucked up, 2026 will be my year 💪
January 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I already fucked up, 2026 will be my year 💪
Don’t let them keep you down
December 17, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Don’t let them keep you down
HAHA IM AT WORK AND I SIGHED BECAUSE IM TIRED AND MY GENERAL MANAGER ASKED “malmo why do you keep whining like a sad puppy” BECAUSE I AM A SAD PUPPY 😭😭😭
December 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
HAHA IM AT WORK AND I SIGHED BECAUSE IM TIRED AND MY GENERAL MANAGER ASKED “malmo why do you keep whining like a sad puppy” BECAUSE I AM A SAD PUPPY 😭😭😭
Had a dream I was in high school and the teacher (who was wearing a Mario onesie) asked the class “what do you guys think of bowser” to which I silently took out and put on a beanie that had embroidered bowsers face and “use me”
December 13, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Had a dream I was in high school and the teacher (who was wearing a Mario onesie) asked the class “what do you guys think of bowser” to which I silently took out and put on a beanie that had embroidered bowsers face and “use me”
My biggest takeaway from cons is if I see something in the dealer’s den/artist alley that I’m on the fence about getting, get it right away because it’ll most likely be sold out by the time I decide I really want it
December 8, 2024 at 6:46 PM
My biggest takeaway from cons is if I see something in the dealer’s den/artist alley that I’m on the fence about getting, get it right away because it’ll most likely be sold out by the time I decide I really want it
OH MY GOD IM HERE WHERE IS EVERYONE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
December 5, 2024 at 11:32 PM
OH MY GOD IM HERE WHERE IS EVERYONE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Only packing the essentials for the con
December 5, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Only packing the essentials for the con
I just slipped at work and ripped my piercing a little wider and it won’t stop bleeding lol
December 4, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I just slipped at work and ripped my piercing a little wider and it won’t stop bleeding lol
I am once again at the yearly dilemma of should I take advantage of black friday/cyber monday deals or save my money for mff 🤔
December 2, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I am once again at the yearly dilemma of should I take advantage of black friday/cyber monday deals or save my money for mff 🤔
Happy thanksgiving to everyone who matches my freak on deviled eggs, the rest of you can have a miserable turkey day for all I care 😈🥚😈
November 28, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Happy thanksgiving to everyone who matches my freak on deviled eggs, the rest of you can have a miserable turkey day for all I care 😈🥚😈
Jerked off 4 times today and I’m STILL horny any suggestions? 🙏 🍆 💦
November 25, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Jerked off 4 times today and I’m STILL horny any suggestions? 🙏 🍆 💦
We’ll circle back to that
November 21, 2024 at 9:03 PM
We’ll circle back to that