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Malordric

@malordric.bsky.social

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18+ Skaven on the internet. Hanging out til the Vermintide. If you need video's edited, hmu and we can discuss. Twitch.tv/Malordric

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · Jul 27

New video on the youtubez:

youtu.be/LgdpBqIBrnM?...

Low Fat Skim Dried Powdered Milk Mix

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 1d

Going live with some morning vibes and a movie later.

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Chilling and watching a movie later - 18.5+ | !quote 100 bit redeem

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 1d

I cannot stress enough how much I despite Youtube's thing where it auto translates stuff from its native language with some crappy AI voice. I can select the original track, but it does this by default and I can't turn it off.

STOP IT.

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 1d

Back from Europe and feeling very incontinent.

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a pixel art drawing of a cat with cheese on its head and the word gefeliciteerd below it

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Remmus Cobalt 🐺🐕 @remmuscobalt.bsky.social · 3d

Some art rewards I did for the subathon supporters, thank you so much all!!!

#furry #furryart

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 8d

Seriously. Stop fucking pumpkins.

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 8d

Ours come in plastic

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 8d

No... I don't think they are.

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 10d

I drink tea not because I like it, but because I want to be perceived as someone who drinks tea.

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 11d

Do you think Nickelback will change their name due to inflation?

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 11d

This reminds me of the time I accidentally ripped my shorts off during gym in school.

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 13d

Pounded in the butt by the physical manifestation of Rumspringa.

Pounded bisexually by my transfem Butter Churner.

Pennsylvania Dutch isn't Dutch, but they eat my ass.

Ghimno @ghimno.bsky.social · 13d

Amish Chuck Tingle

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 13d

*puts you out in the yard and closes the door*

Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 14d

Ahhhhhhhh

Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 14d

Looking good

Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 14d

The Dutch out here eating Foots and Munt.

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 14d

Recovering alcoholic who only drinks alcohol free Purel.

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 15d

Are they flossing and hitting the griddy?

Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 15d

Trying to watch a show at noon? Lock in for 30 minutes of church bells.

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Malordric @malordric.bsky.social · 16d

I see Geese flying above and I expected them to sound like Canadian geese and then they made the most horrible sounds I've heard. Europe what is wrong with your geese.