Malphas (Cowboy Fallen Angel VTuber) (CURRENTLY ON HIATUS)
@malphasvtuber.bsky.social
Howdy. I'm Malphas, your local Midwestern Cowboy Fallen Angel.
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Hiatus announcement: unfortunately I will be taking a break from streaming for a while, probably until after the holidays are over. I need time to focus on my mental health and improving myself. I'll still be around here. Picture from my Discord.
Last night was the first time in like a week I think that I was able to actually get a full night's sleep. Been having trouble sleeping due to some minor general anxiety. Not like full on attacks or anything mind you, just like a tiny little anxiety that kinda quietly eats at you.
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Last night was the first time in like a week I think that I was able to actually get a full night's sleep. Been having trouble sleeping due to some minor general anxiety. Not like full on attacks or anything mind you, just like a tiny little anxiety that kinda quietly eats at you.
My report so far: kinda anticlimactic. I mean yeah its busy, but like, not unmanageably busy.
Black Friday and I work retail. Oof.
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My report so far: kinda anticlimactic. I mean yeah its busy, but like, not unmanageably busy.
Black Friday and I work retail. Oof.
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Black Friday and I work retail. Oof.
After the feast today I might go to bed as soon as I get home.
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
After the feast today I might go to bed as soon as I get home.
Oh no. I heard a political topic come up in the kitchen. Wish me luck yall, it might get ugly.
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Oh no. I heard a political topic come up in the kitchen. Wish me luck yall, it might get ugly.
Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate it!
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate it!
I need coffee ;w;
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I need coffee ;w;
I just posted that wimdy post and the moment I did I heard the Half Life 2 ammo pickup sound in the breakroom. And I literally just heard it again while typing. Im losing my mind.
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I just posted that wimdy post and the moment I did I heard the Half Life 2 ammo pickup sound in the breakroom. And I literally just heard it again while typing. Im losing my mind.
It fucken wimdy outside
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It fucken wimdy outside
Me earlier this year: "Nah, im just not interested in a romantic relationship. Doesnt sound like my kinda thing."
Me now: "Oh I'm an idiot, I just dont want a relationship right now because I dont want to burden someone else with my mental health issues."
Me now: "Oh I'm an idiot, I just dont want a relationship right now because I dont want to burden someone else with my mental health issues."
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Me earlier this year: "Nah, im just not interested in a romantic relationship. Doesnt sound like my kinda thing."
Me now: "Oh I'm an idiot, I just dont want a relationship right now because I dont want to burden someone else with my mental health issues."
Me now: "Oh I'm an idiot, I just dont want a relationship right now because I dont want to burden someone else with my mental health issues."
Which Chaos god would yall fall to if at this moment you woke up in 40k? With how angy Ive been lately, I feel like I'd accidentally fall to Khorne.
But I mean...at least won't stab me in the back. He'd stab me in my neck while he's right in front of me.
But I mean...at least won't stab me in the back. He'd stab me in my neck while he's right in front of me.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Which Chaos god would yall fall to if at this moment you woke up in 40k? With how angy Ive been lately, I feel like I'd accidentally fall to Khorne.
But I mean...at least won't stab me in the back. He'd stab me in my neck while he's right in front of me.
But I mean...at least won't stab me in the back. He'd stab me in my neck while he's right in front of me.
Damn im kinda eepy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Damn im kinda eepy.
I gotta work tomorrow too ;w;
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I gotta work tomorrow too ;w;
Yall. Im at the retro game store atm and someone decided to unironically use a slur and say it loud. Wtf is wrong with people.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yall. Im at the retro game store atm and someone decided to unironically use a slur and say it loud. Wtf is wrong with people.
...why dont I own a CRT? I hear theyre cheap af and I have nostalgia for them.
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
...why dont I own a CRT? I hear theyre cheap af and I have nostalgia for them.
I needed money
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I needed money
Im gonna sleep hard when I get home from work.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Im gonna sleep hard when I get home from work.
Want'em Crispy?
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November 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Want'em Crispy?
I wanna play Darktide
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I wanna play Darktide
You know what? I haven't seen anyone else suggest it so I will. Vtuber Commune in the middle of the woods.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
You know what? I haven't seen anyone else suggest it so I will. Vtuber Commune in the middle of the woods.
The brain worms are telling me to go hike in the woods.
Maybe something to do on Monday.
Maybe something to do on Monday.
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The brain worms are telling me to go hike in the woods.
Maybe something to do on Monday.
Maybe something to do on Monday.
My Warhammer dice have arrived!
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My Warhammer dice have arrived!
I helped a customer out a couple times and both times she referred to me as "Kid".
I'm 26 with a full beard.
I'm 26 with a full beard.
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I helped a customer out a couple times and both times she referred to me as "Kid".
I'm 26 with a full beard.
I'm 26 with a full beard.
Actually, no, it makes sense. Im a guy that:
-Has a Bachelor's Degree but no interest in using it.
-Doesnt like leaving the house.
-Barely has a social life and has no sex life.
-Works a job picking online orders.
Yeah I'd say I see why I relate to it, lmao.
-Has a Bachelor's Degree but no interest in using it.
-Doesnt like leaving the house.
-Barely has a social life and has no sex life.
-Works a job picking online orders.
Yeah I'd say I see why I relate to it, lmao.
Ive listened to the song "Loser, Baby" an unhealthy amount the last couple days. Is it weird to say I relate to it more than I should?
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Actually, no, it makes sense. Im a guy that:
-Has a Bachelor's Degree but no interest in using it.
-Doesnt like leaving the house.
-Barely has a social life and has no sex life.
-Works a job picking online orders.
Yeah I'd say I see why I relate to it, lmao.
-Has a Bachelor's Degree but no interest in using it.
-Doesnt like leaving the house.
-Barely has a social life and has no sex life.
-Works a job picking online orders.
Yeah I'd say I see why I relate to it, lmao.
Ive listened to the song "Loser, Baby" an unhealthy amount the last couple days. Is it weird to say I relate to it more than I should?
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Ive listened to the song "Loser, Baby" an unhealthy amount the last couple days. Is it weird to say I relate to it more than I should?