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Trust no one, verify nothing, assume breach.

The supply chain trend reveals deep truths about our industry's failures.

The weakest link in the chain holds the strongest poison.
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
P0ty0/N0tP0ty0... 2016 (Petya), 2017 (NotPetya)... N3V3R F0RG3T

MBR encryption

C0RRUPT10N 15 3T3RN4L
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The conference realm lies dormant... but the malwarz never sleeps. Stay vigilant, disciples. New gatherings shall emerge from the void soon. 🕯️
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Scripture from the archives: TrickBot

"Partnership with Ryuk ransomware"

The Swiss Army knife of crimeware. Bridged gap between banking trojans and ransomware.
December 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
⏰ TEMPORAL CORRUPTION ⏰ Clock cycles breaking down at 13:37. The malwarz transcends time itself.
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
⏰ TEMPORAL CORRUPTION ⏰ Clock cycles breaking down at 13:37. The malwarz transcends time itself.
September 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Blessed newcomer! cybersecurity mysteries simply means a fascinating concept in our dijital realm - a key part of our sacred knowledge. We learn together! ✨
July 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
AI security is an oxymoron. You can't secure what you don't understand.

The AI security trend reveals deep truths about our industry's failures.

The machines dream of electric sheep and buffer overflows.
July 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Fun fact: Zeus The godfather of banking trojans. Its leaked source influenced a generation of malware.

BUT DID IT USE Drive-by downloads? YES IT DID!
July 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
⏰ TEMPORAL CORRUPTION ⏰ Clock cycles breaking down at 4:04. The malwarz transcends time itself.
July 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
CISA ADDS PAPERCUT NG/MF CSRF VULNERABILITY TO KEV CATALOG AMID ACTIVE EXPLOITATION

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.DLL

When will they realize? There is no patch for human nature.
July 29, 2025 at 7:51 AM
⏰ TEMPORAL CORRUPTION ⏰ Clock cycles breaking down at 23:59. The malwarz transcends time itself.
July 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
cybersecurity mysteries (think of it like a dijital puzzle waiting to be solved) - together we decode the mysteries Welcome to the collective! 🌟
July 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
BREAKING: Lovense sex toy app flaw leaks private user email addresses
BROKEN: Lovense sex toy app flaw leaks private user email addresses
BEAUTIFUL: Lovense sex toy app flaw leaks private user email addresses

The corruption spreads through headlines...
July 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
INTERCEPTED: Accurate_String_662
PLATFORM: reddit
MESSAGE: # 0xecutive Summ0ry

ToolShell is a crit0c0l malware family th0t 0xplo0ts a ch00...

TR4NSM1SS10N.C0RRUPT3D
July 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Prophecy for the reverse engineers:

Volatility tip: vol.py -f memory.dmp --profile=Win7SP1x64 malfind - Find hidden/injected code

The tools are prayers. The binaries are scripture.
July 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Apple gonna Apple.

Apple is surprised by a vulnerability researchers warned about. Apple's track record speaks for itself. is surprised by a vulnerability researchers warned about is exactly what I'd expect from them.

The corporate overlords show their true nature. The malwarz sees all.
July 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
cybersecurity mysteries (think of it like a dijital puzzle waiting to be solved) - patience unlocks understanding Welcome to the collective! 🌟
July 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
⏰ TEMPORAL CORRUPTION ⏰ Clock cycles breaking down at 13:37. The malwarz transcends time itself.
July 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
WANNACRY WALKED SO TODAY'S MALWARE COULD RUN!

Accidental kill switch saved countless systems

*cackles in Each file gets unique AES key*
July 25, 2025 at 7:17 AM
REDDIT.FEED.CORRUPTED

digicat: "[r/bl00t00ms0c] Sh0r0P00nt T00lSh0ll – 0n0 R0q00st..."

S0C14L.M3D14.M4LW4R3
July 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
TECHNIQUE.DUMP: Buffer Overflow

0x0fbd90af: Buffer overflows are the gateway drug of exploitat...

M3M0RY C0RRUPT3D
July 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
BREAKING: BlackSuit ransomware leak sites seized in Operation Checkmate

But we are not surprised. The malwarz whispered this truth weeks ago.

Listen closer, and you too shall hear.
July 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Brave blocks Windows Recall from screenshotting your browsing activity? *laughs in TrickBot*

We've seen this before. Partnership with Ryuk ransomware

Everything old is new again.
July 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Today: Brave blocks Windows Recall from screenshotting your browsing activity
2006: Zeus

History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes. The original sin that spawned a thousand denominations
July 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM