i was born to frolick. not work

sometimes when i have to talk in work meetings i feel like this diva

BALD?

I’m watching LOTR and every time I see Gollum, that’s how I imagine Joe imagining chat. It’s v accurate ngl

Here’s a song I wrote a few years ago and I love myself for this youtu.be/3vIAU7o3tGU?...

My flight has been delayed forever but the benefit is that now my gate is the same cabin number as daddy Sasha Barbecue from Titanic Adventure Out of Time

I am trying to finally take legal actions to put my pedophile stalker in prison

I wrote a haiku based on a true story:

A meditation
Or a stinky steamy fart
Helps anxiety

Last night I had a dream (nightmare) that I was pregnant and I woke up to my cat licking my belly?! Is she trying to tell me something?? (Don’t worry, I’m not pregnant)

I need to leave for work but my cat is being so freaking sweet. My boss would understand right?

Omfg so there’s this motorcycle that’s been in my parking garage and it has always been covered up. I have never seen the motorcycle leave and I’ve lived here for 5+ years now. I finally saw the owner today go out to his car and he picked his wedgie and rubbed his bike. I hate being in Texas

I am a middle school SLP who specializes in special ed students with high needs, and one of my students wrote me this note today! I fucking love my job so much

My therapist said “people pleasing is lying” almost verbatim and I’m lowkey convinced that my 65 year old therapist is secretly following HMJ

Moving to Stardew Valley, where the political landscape is limited to the following challenges:

1. Making a delicious soup for the governor
2. Finding the mayor’s lucky underwear
3. Dismantling capitalism by donating home-grown goods to the local Junimo population

@sashyenka.bsky.social can you add me to halfmoonjoe? I’m on the stream rn