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Mango Seed
@mangoseed.bsky.social
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🌐 Globalism: one big gang that taxes you Club of Rome: infinite growth on a finite planet Darwinism: healthcare weakens gene pools Eugenics: test & tax those seeking to reproduce Speciesism: mangos are superior to animals, humans & plants
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 4d
I blame Youber.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 4d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxjw...
The Sound of Music (5/5) Movie CLIP - So Long, Farewell (1965) HD
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 4d
blog.ecosia.org/ecosia-finan...
Ecosia's financial reports
We love being transparent with you. That's why we publish monthly reports that show exactly how much money we made, and how we use it.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 7d
You probably got a sovereign "No Kings" case for your Nokia dumb phone.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 7d
He believes there are gold bars in the wall behind asbestos and termite caverns.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 8d
Do billionaire sycophants even dance?
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 8d
They forgot how to dance so they built a big ballroom to scam billionaires. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfy...
Randy Newman - Short People (Official Video)
YouTube video by Randy Newman
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 8d
The Viagra Ballroom has a dress code requiring Scottish kilts.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 8d
You can borrow mine.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 8d
Change is the only constant.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 8d
It must be so they can scam all the billionaires in one place.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 8d
Why are they trashing the White House? Because they couldn't remove the skid marks.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 14d
a mascot for the florida panthers is on a fox sports advertisement
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 14d
🌯 No Kings. Just Wraps That Rule.
a man talking to a woman with a burrito on her head and the words " i want all of you forever you and me every day "
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 14d
I'd rather watch women play than men. They are so much more talented.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 14d
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The Simpsons - What's a Donut?
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 14d
"Probably the best commercial in the world." www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnYo...
Brigitte Nielsen in carlsberg commercial
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 15d
“When MAGA media collapses and Dr. Phil goes broke, it’s not Schadenfreude—it’s SchadenPhil-de! Prost to poetic justice!”

Or maybe:

“I didn’t expect Oktoberfest to serve Freude mit extra bankruptcy—but Dr. Phil delivered the keg.”
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 15d
In Soviet Russia Repobot puts boot on you.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 16d
Don't be a sucker. Ride a used bike.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 16d
I'd ban cars and Big Oil would have not missed.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 16d
Have them evict bigfoot living above you.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 16d
That's why you marry someone who speaks a different language.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 16d
The govt is enabling slavery with visa holders tied to one broker and no freedom to quit and work elsewhere.
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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 16d
If I go there, yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the one who walks those aisles for you
And if I linger by the seasonal display
It’s ‘cause I’m hoping Sundae Gurl might stroll on through