maplemarcher
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Obviously fuck ICE but it's not lost on me that it took violence against a white person to get to this level of of widespread public outrage.
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Obviously fuck ICE but it's not lost on me that it took violence against a white person to get to this level of of widespread public outrage.
The head of my department in the cheeriest disney princess voice possible: Good morning friends! ✨🌻😊
Me:
Me:
January 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The head of my department in the cheeriest disney princess voice possible: Good morning friends! ✨🌻😊
Me:
Me:
I need a cat cafe but for opossums
January 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I need a cat cafe but for opossums
The way I never see ads trying to convert anyone to any religion other than Christianity
Can we like, start being hostile towards evangelicals please ? The 1st amendment protects you from the government not the Justin
Can we like, start being hostile towards evangelicals please ? The 1st amendment protects you from the government not the Justin
January 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
The way I never see ads trying to convert anyone to any religion other than Christianity
Can we like, start being hostile towards evangelicals please ? The 1st amendment protects you from the government not the Justin
Can we like, start being hostile towards evangelicals please ? The 1st amendment protects you from the government not the Justin
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAGNUS PROTOCOL ISN'T COMING BACK UNTIL SPRING
January 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAGNUS PROTOCOL ISN'T COMING BACK UNTIL SPRING
Hell is empty and all the devils are customers
January 5, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Hell is empty and all the devils are customers
Fuck am I a young professional? Me, the bitch with a pink clown bunny for a fursona? Me, who reads reader inserts of the daycare attendant from security breach? I sleep with a stuffed animal and cry before going to the doctor who let me be an adult
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Fuck am I a young professional? Me, the bitch with a pink clown bunny for a fursona? Me, who reads reader inserts of the daycare attendant from security breach? I sleep with a stuffed animal and cry before going to the doctor who let me be an adult
Corporate emails will be the death of me man, just let me say "hey why haven't you updated this spreadsheet since August 2025 dog"
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Corporate emails will be the death of me man, just let me say "hey why haven't you updated this spreadsheet since August 2025 dog"
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katt & ankha gijinkas... gay cats
January 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
katt & ankha gijinkas... gay cats
I did not just fucking see a video about the ✨ethics of shipping in cookie run✨ y'all wouldn't have survived the internet in 2012
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I did not just fucking see a video about the ✨ethics of shipping in cookie run✨ y'all wouldn't have survived the internet in 2012
Hate comments in the form of people breaking into my house and beating the shit out of me while telling me how out of character my depiction of the Ghost of Christmas Future is
January 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Hate comments in the form of people breaking into my house and beating the shit out of me while telling me how out of character my depiction of the Ghost of Christmas Future is
Going into the town square and handing out my Dracula reader insert fanfiction
January 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Going into the town square and handing out my Dracula reader insert fanfiction
"What's wrong t/n" (thy name)
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
"What's wrong t/n" (thy name)
My wife has reminded me that Mary Shelley exists so like. Do you think people were out here writing self insert bodice rippers about Frankenstein's monster. God I fucking hope so
January 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
My wife has reminded me that Mary Shelley exists so like. Do you think people were out here writing self insert bodice rippers about Frankenstein's monster. God I fucking hope so
Can you imagine living in the like 1800s and being a monsterfucker without rule34 dot ex ex ex
January 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Can you imagine living in the like 1800s and being a monsterfucker without rule34 dot ex ex ex
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twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
Do you think people from other countries call American shows A-dramas
December 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Do you think people from other countries call American shows A-dramas
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you’ll never be cool
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
you’ll never be cool
If god was real she would have already flooded the world again at this point
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If god was real she would have already flooded the world again at this point
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Over £30,000 raised for The Trevor Project NIGHT 1, that is insane and we're almost at the goal already! Thank you so much everyone
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Over £30,000 raised for The Trevor Project NIGHT 1, that is insane and we're almost at the goal already! Thank you so much everyone
Does anyone actually give a shit about Fiyero
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Does anyone actually give a shit about Fiyero
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YARRwhal but a butch lesbian with 100 rizz
September 4, 2024 at 7:46 PM
YARRwhal but a butch lesbian with 100 rizz