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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award

@maplemckenzie.bsky.social

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beaver on the internet, retro indie bimbotuber, board certified sleepy bitch, let's have fun online!!! twitch.tv/maplemckenzie profile pic by @kaibuzetta.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/gnawtybeaver.bsky.social funny r18 alt

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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 14h

a fascinating and worthwhile proposal

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Fey (フェイ) @feytaline.bsky.social · 17h

do you ever just think about about the White Bitch Forest

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izvEVIL mashina @izve.lmaonice.com · 14h

fuck you
*raita-fies your robot*

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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 15h

eternal darkness is really funnnnnnn but i'm just so tired

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koyorin @koyorin.bsky.social · 16h

quick fiona drawing! // #HauntingGround

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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 20h

onlydams.com local woman mistakes haunting ground for a gamecube game, switches to eternal darkness in a panic

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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 1d

clock tower has defeated me... i think...? like scissorman just left. he's nowhere. i can't find him. have you seen scissorman?

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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 1d

onlydams.com aaaAAAAA ITS CLOCK TOWER

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Kenza @kenzamaka.sheath.church · 27d

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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 1d

RUNNING A LIL LATE BUT I WILL BE STREAMIN SOON

Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 2d

uh, anyway, i suffered from spontaneous Old Lady syndrome and i have a nasty crick in my neck that's making it painful to move my jaw (like to talk) so i might have to take today off until it resolves

Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 2d

i have made tons of friends, reconnected with friends i thought lost, and had some of the funniest and most heartwarming conversations in my life via social media. it really only became a universally miserable experience in the last couple of years.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 3d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 3d

re2make has been defeated! i will be deliberating on what game to play next.

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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 3d

onlydams.com finishing up re2make i swear to gad

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helpless b*mbo beaver that plays retro games poorly for your sick amusement. bullying hours open 12 pm to 4 pm pst monday through friday.

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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 3d

im running a little late but i WILL finish resident evil 2 remake today i swear to god

Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 4d

currently experiencing the kingdom hearts 2 intro cinematic but all the words are just "sleepy"

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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 4d

stealing this to make it my gimmick sorry

Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 4d

listen i hate to get political on the haha funny vtuber account but if i could convince even one person that kamala harris was a historically bad candidate and "evil purity tester leftists" did not make her lose it would be worth it

Leon Thomas @renegadecut.bsky.social · 4d

for the love of God and the actual facts, stop pretending that leftists or "non-voters" cost Kamala Harris the election. she cost herself the election by being a bad candidate. 100 percent democrats' fault. this has been proven by actual data.

stop pretending.

www.npr.org/2025/06/26/n...

Trump still would have won in 2024 even if everyone had turned out to vote, Pew finds

In 2024, 64% of the eligible-voting population turned out, the second highest in 120 years. New data show that even if all those voters who stayed home had voted, Trump would still be president today.

www.npr.org

Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 4d

personally i think that i have been doing a very good job of keeping myself from flying into a rage about puzzles and inventory management and all of that over the last few streams and my magnanimity will be lauded in the years to come

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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 4d

i care a LOT about this kind of thing

Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 4d

mister x left us and got replaced with a sewer
a more obvious case of trading down i have never seen

Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 4d

onlydams.com picking up where we left off with re2remake! mr. x is in the building and feeling punchy.

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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 4d

the sunday night sleeps did not go well but i stand strong in defiance of my, checks notes, Comfy Bed

Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 5d

you better watch out bucko you look like an unmet dps check and my critical hit stat is WILDING OUT

Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 5d

i ate curry and the food buff i have right now is actually overpowered my stats have skyrocketed