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MapleTurtle
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blue mario
So GOATed
March 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I think we should redesign the d4 so they no longer pose a threat to our feet
March 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I am a dragooner
February 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What, am I supposed to be sick by myself ?? Cring
February 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
February 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I really enjoyed 5e Sorcerer, but died too early on to get a real taste for it. I do think a lot of the class updates from DnD One bring a lot of fun to the table though, I just haven't gotten much of a chance to try them out
January 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"Yeah it's called the Barrier Suit"

"Oh that sounds cool, the Varia suit"
December 9, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Using the secret message function of the secret Santa app to tell my coworker they only have 5 days left to live
December 9, 2024 at 5:25 AM
I like to imagine the terrible quality international phone calls that lead to stuff like this back in the day
December 9, 2024 at 5:24 AM
I really enjoy 2, but I think most Zero fans will say 3 is their favourite:)

I do agree though, needing a high rank for EX moves feels like a "The Rich get Richer" situation
December 9, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Tortilla-Shell lookin mfs
December 9, 2024 at 5:18 AM
I guess the main problem I have with politics now is that nobody is adapting them to high fantasy settings out of fear of lawsuits
December 9, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Say what you want about Dr. Wily but his branding was ON POINT
December 9, 2024 at 5:15 AM
She looks hungover...maybe don't scream at 5am for wet food dumbass
December 9, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Poopin @sobeys in their nice gender neutral bathroom #inclusive
December 9, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Licking my hand before wiping so the toilet paper has better grip
December 7, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Yeah
October 26, 2024 at 7:26 PM
You probably have your 1000th poop around the age of 2
August 26, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Why can't they make a 4th edition of Street Fighter 3 with some of the SF5 and 6 characters
August 26, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Cid Meier's Civilization: The only game where it works the first time you install it and never again.
April 8, 2024 at 12:04 AM
I think the problem with homelessness is that they stopped letting the homeless use boxes like in the cartoons. Boxes have just gotten so good in the modern day, way better than boxes from the 30s or 40s
March 29, 2024 at 6:12 AM
ttrpg but instead of dice you use a bag of Halloween candy and base the result off the expiration date
March 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
ttrpg but instead of dice you grab letters out of a bag of scrabble tiles for your result
March 26, 2024 at 5:51 PM
#yugioh they should make the extra deck 20 cards the player going second should have their 6th card from the start of the game instead of drawing it for their turn
March 26, 2024 at 5:37 PM
just a LITTLE FElla !!!! SO awesome
March 26, 2024 at 5:35 PM