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groucho marxist
huffing paint thinner to Level Up as a go dev
November 25, 2024 at 2:45 AM
giving up malloc for lent
November 24, 2024 at 11:40 PM
forced into the React Reeducation Camp after heroically writing my own html
November 21, 2024 at 9:33 PM
slathering myself in hummus so i can renew my antifa card
November 21, 2024 at 2:11 AM
one mans trash is another mans macro header
November 20, 2024 at 7:47 PM
using the clearly worse version of proprietary software because i am Free
November 20, 2024 at 7:46 PM
sleeping in the office call that working from home
November 20, 2024 at 5:46 PM
putting on my black pajamas so i can farm github squares
November 20, 2024 at 2:33 AM
installing gnome just to connect to campus wifi like a coward
November 20, 2024 at 1:40 AM
using fixed point in my library. yeah it targets machines that have math coprocessors. fuck you
November 19, 2024 at 6:56 PM
surreptitiously following the principles of Clean Code (King James Edition) to make my program fucking illegible
November 18, 2024 at 7:19 PM
evicting hermit crabs so i can shell script
November 18, 2024 at 5:52 PM
she internet on my thing till my product is useless
November 18, 2024 at 4:21 PM
i would beat the winged victory of samothrace in a wet t shirt contest,
November 18, 2024 at 12:49 AM
the c build ecosystem is fine i say as i write a makefile to call the makefiles generated by cmake
November 18, 2024 at 12:13 AM
typing computer codes sprawled out on a couch. eunuchs feeding me grapes. they explain my linter errors gently
November 17, 2024 at 11:37 PM
editing config files like a chump. developing opinions about yaml. joining the great toml crusade. someone says json. i start sobbing
November 17, 2024 at 11:27 PM
"wayland is a protocol not an implementation" cums profusely
November 17, 2024 at 9:39 PM
she static on my linker till i run without dependencies
November 17, 2024 at 6:10 PM