Mark the Count
@marcatty79.bsky.social
Northern counting expert.
Often seen in a flat, or baseball cap…suit neither.
No Politics….if you mainly post politics, don’t expect a follow back. If you only post politics, especially those geographically irrelevant to me…expect to be blocked 🚫
Often seen in a flat, or baseball cap…suit neither.
No Politics….if you mainly post politics, don’t expect a follow back. If you only post politics, especially those geographically irrelevant to me…expect to be blocked 🚫
Right! Stick a fork in me, I’m done…is 7pm ok to go to bed?
December 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Right! Stick a fork in me, I’m done…is 7pm ok to go to bed?
Anyone for chow mine whilst I’m at the takeaway!?
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Anyone for chow mine whilst I’m at the takeaway!?
He’s off to do his celebrations so I’m off for the bus home, question is…do I neck a sneaky one!two in Durham whilst I’m out? A couple of quiet line drinks 🤔
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
He’s off to do his celebrations so I’m off for the bus home, question is…do I neck a sneaky one!two in Durham whilst I’m out? A couple of quiet line drinks 🤔
I’ve just sent him on his first spoons toilet quest 🤣
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I’ve just sent him on his first spoons toilet quest 🤣
I’ve sent him to the bar!
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I’ve sent him to the bar!
Living it large in the pub with the youngest of my lads.
December 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Living it large in the pub with the youngest of my lads.
Reet, am off oot for me bus…if ya see me in toon…welfare checks guys! I don’t day drink often 😖
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Reet, am off oot for me bus…if ya see me in toon…welfare checks guys! I don’t day drink often 😖
2 new followers, 1 new inbox message and 2 additions to the blocklist this morning…merry Sunday everyone 🙄 anyway, must fire a coffee in because youngest boys 18 today and he doesn’t know it yet but he owes me a pint!
December 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
2 new followers, 1 new inbox message and 2 additions to the blocklist this morning…merry Sunday everyone 🙄 anyway, must fire a coffee in because youngest boys 18 today and he doesn’t know it yet but he owes me a pint!
Times this all wrong, match has kicked off and I’m still sat in the takeaway 😖
December 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Times this all wrong, match has kicked off and I’m still sat in the takeaway 😖
VAR might as well be turned off today, awful decisions. I wouldn’t have given that but neither did the ref…however, I agree with commentary..penalty was stonewall
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
VAR might as well be turned off today, awful decisions. I wouldn’t have given that but neither did the ref…however, I agree with commentary..penalty was stonewall
The count went well….they’d finished before we got there…conveniently, I’ll have to sneak up and catch a cycle count by surprise!
December 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The count went well….they’d finished before we got there…conveniently, I’ll have to sneak up and catch a cycle count by surprise!
22 ordered a new bed, it arrived today. I sent him off to build it, he called down, “it says it’s a 2 person job…” I called back “they always do pal” 🤷🏻♂️
December 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
22 ordered a new bed, it arrived today. I sent him off to build it, he called down, “it says it’s a 2 person job…” I called back “they always do pal” 🤷🏻♂️
One bonus of working from home, just smashed a roast dinner together with Sundays left overs 🤤
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
One bonus of working from home, just smashed a roast dinner together with Sundays left overs 🤤
WFH today, not a big fan of this but, needs must 😒
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
WFH today, not a big fan of this but, needs must 😒
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On a positive note, remembered to put the bottles out when I come back with the dog…blue bin days are the best bin days!
December 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
On a positive note, remembered to put the bottles out when I come back with the dog…blue bin days are the best bin days!
Is it Tuesday, or Chewsday?….that’s the deeper question
December 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Is it Tuesday, or Chewsday?….that’s the deeper question
Roasting a gammon, probably should do the pudding mix now really
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Roasting a gammon, probably should do the pudding mix now really
Guna have a vino init 🍷
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Guna have a vino init 🍷
Potential jazz cunt folks…could be wrong
December 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Potential jazz cunt folks…could be wrong
Had that there blood test and follow up today. An annual test going forward but, today it’s a clean bill.
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Had that there blood test and follow up today. An annual test going forward but, today it’s a clean bill.
Well if the girls at work are anything to go by, I should Barton down the hatches and have a lay in tomorrow morning instead of walking the dog #stormsbrewing
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Well if the girls at work are anything to go by, I should Barton down the hatches and have a lay in tomorrow morning instead of walking the dog #stormsbrewing
Just watching I’m a celeb and erm….might have to start watching Eastenders…Wowzers, she pretty! The bairn said she’s a stunning singer too but, you can hear a lack of confidence in her voice at times…I have no idea what that means 🤷🏻♂️
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Just watching I’m a celeb and erm….might have to start watching Eastenders…Wowzers, she pretty! The bairn said she’s a stunning singer too but, you can hear a lack of confidence in her voice at times…I have no idea what that means 🤷🏻♂️
Right, run in…bathed and now for lasagne before wine 😏
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Right, run in…bathed and now for lasagne before wine 😏
Going to partake in wine shortly, need to get a quick (slow) mile and a bath in first but….wait for me!!
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Going to partake in wine shortly, need to get a quick (slow) mile and a bath in first but….wait for me!!