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Marcus is a Melting Turkey
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Very excited to witness The Matrix happening in real time!
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.

The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.

Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’ve worked really hard to get here and am very proud to have hit this milestone
🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍾
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Probably a bad sign when you defensive set up can’t play defense
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
JEEZUS CHRIST
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Rather than a donut of sadness, this game is two donuts of sadness out together, resulting in an infinity loop of sadness ☹️
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Shouts out to these people behind me at the restaurant arguing about whether or not Tim Tebow was good - IN 2025
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just witnessed a guy step out in between two train cars WHILE THE TRAIN WAS MOVING to take a leak on the train tracks
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“I’m crossfaded on Benadryl and Diet Coke”
@farris.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hey guys! Chicago is a pretty neat place!
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
DeBoer and Venables should wrestle each other to decide the winner
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Shouts out to this really good banana I just ate!
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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have you considered the literary device of “built different”
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I like my women like I like my tape; with
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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It was written in the stars…. The numbers have it…👏🏼👏🏼
#COYS #SPURS #THFC
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social @brockway.bsky.social Very much asking for spoilers here so when can we expect the AIMS team to have a run in with Shine Squatch?
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
What even is Spurs?
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I've already pre-worked through irritation over pre-losing this match and have moved on to getting pre-angry about Saturday's match vs. Chelsea
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
IFAB FAP-TAP sounds like something you’d hear in a Migos song
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Every President should be forced to demolish the White House of their predecessor and start over from scratch in a naked and afraid scenario.
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Shouts out to the family having the “Hugh Yard Sale” down the street.
October 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Vanderbitl
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just had my first mid red light exchange with a guy who needed some letters mailed out!
October 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM