Maria
@mariamueller.bsky.social
no longer affiliated with the US department of forced feminization
Spent the 4th of July eating lettuce wrapped impossible burgers and talking about how sports are inherently fascist before sandwiching myself between two trans women. Every day I become more of a stereotype and every day I become happier.
July 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Spent the 4th of July eating lettuce wrapped impossible burgers and talking about how sports are inherently fascist before sandwiching myself between two trans women. Every day I become more of a stereotype and every day I become happier.
I can't be the first one to fall asleep at the transfem sleepover the other girls are gonna write "AGP" on my forehead
July 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I can't be the first one to fall asleep at the transfem sleepover the other girls are gonna write "AGP" on my forehead
A girlfriend is a kind of bird
July 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A girlfriend is a kind of bird
World class proprioception but only for using unfamiliar bidets
July 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
World class proprioception but only for using unfamiliar bidets
The love that you need will never come as a reward for good behavior.
June 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The love that you need will never come as a reward for good behavior.
Fuck resignation to the grave. I am not going to sip or sniff myself into oblivion. I will not embrace a sedan's crushing release from cognition. I will contain every mundane wonder I am subject to and shine against this wretched world.
June 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Fuck resignation to the grave. I am not going to sip or sniff myself into oblivion. I will not embrace a sedan's crushing release from cognition. I will contain every mundane wonder I am subject to and shine against this wretched world.
100 gecs is transgender primus
June 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
100 gecs is transgender primus
Student today: "Hey Maria! You're trans, does that mean you like boys or girls?" Honey we don't have time to develop the necessary vocab to describe how fucked my tastes are.
June 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Student today: "Hey Maria! You're trans, does that mean you like boys or girls?" Honey we don't have time to develop the necessary vocab to describe how fucked my tastes are.
Just resumed therapy, I'd like to apologize bc I'm healed now so the dick's gonna be TRASH going forward
June 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just resumed therapy, I'd like to apologize bc I'm healed now so the dick's gonna be TRASH going forward
Finger guns with bump stock and suppressor
June 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Finger guns with bump stock and suppressor
Reposted by Maria
The Future is a yawning cave and The Past is someone else's weird dream. The Present is something that happens to you the way the moon happens to the waves. Somewhere inside of all of this you have to be a person. Blink and you'll miss it. Don't blink and you'll petrify.
June 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Future is a yawning cave and The Past is someone else's weird dream. The Present is something that happens to you the way the moon happens to the waves. Somewhere inside of all of this you have to be a person. Blink and you'll miss it. Don't blink and you'll petrify.
Been getting into Moby Dick, gonna go to his lil Brooklyn teahouse & ask him to whip it out
June 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Been getting into Moby Dick, gonna go to his lil Brooklyn teahouse & ask him to whip it out
Watching this kid try to use a guitar string to shim open the vice principal's office door and wondering if I should intervene or give them notes
June 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Watching this kid try to use a guitar string to shim open the vice principal's office door and wondering if I should intervene or give them notes
"When you see the Buddha on the road, hit her with your car" - Aspen
May 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"When you see the Buddha on the road, hit her with your car" - Aspen
"I will feel it as deeply and express it as violently as I please" I refuse to live half a life Gordon Freeman already did so on behalf of all mankind.
May 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
"I will feel it as deeply and express it as violently as I please" I refuse to live half a life Gordon Freeman already did so on behalf of all mankind.
Walked past the vice principal standing next to a student who was seated,rolling around the floor yelling "Mental breakdown coming soon!! Ooh, mental breakdown coming soon!!"
May 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Walked past the vice principal standing next to a student who was seated,rolling around the floor yelling "Mental breakdown coming soon!! Ooh, mental breakdown coming soon!!"
Today in class this kid said they may need to go to the front desk, so I asked why, and they proceeded to rip the nail off of their index finger and show it to me.
Metal as fuck but my god why?
Metal as fuck but my god why?
May 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Today in class this kid said they may need to go to the front desk, so I asked why, and they proceeded to rip the nail off of their index finger and show it to me.
Metal as fuck but my god why?
Metal as fuck but my god why?
Mfers asking "come again?" Like they've never heard of a refractory period
May 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Mfers asking "come again?" Like they've never heard of a refractory period
I was in the bathroom during a DJ set and I could hear them start playing cotton-eyed joe at the same time the girl in the stall next to me started moaning & presumably getting eaten out. Beauty is everywhere for those with eyes to see it.
May 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I was in the bathroom during a DJ set and I could hear them start playing cotton-eyed joe at the same time the girl in the stall next to me started moaning & presumably getting eaten out. Beauty is everywhere for those with eyes to see it.
Pictured: your load range (standard)
May 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Pictured: your load range (standard)
Got my pussy surgery consult scheduled for the nearest possible date
WHICH IS IN 2027
😭😭😭
WHICH IS IN 2027
😭😭😭
May 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Got my pussy surgery consult scheduled for the nearest possible date
WHICH IS IN 2027
😭😭😭
WHICH IS IN 2027
😭😭😭
Real life does indeed have an "enable jiggle physics" button it's called estradiol valerate
May 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Real life does indeed have an "enable jiggle physics" button it's called estradiol valerate
Started A popular supplement regime known as the cumstack. After the revolution I hope to be a part of the firing squad that is used to put down dissidents.
May 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Started A popular supplement regime known as the cumstack. After the revolution I hope to be a part of the firing squad that is used to put down dissidents.
David Foster Ballace at the club,, burying my face in some infinite breast 😎
May 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
David Foster Ballace at the club,, burying my face in some infinite breast 😎
Strong button collection, young scholar
April 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Strong button collection, young scholar