Mario Anything Bot
@marioanything.bsky.social
Tweets random scenarios with Mario characters.
Made by @fawfulthegreat64.net, ported from Twitter and powered by https://bluebotsdonequick.com/
Made by @fawfulthegreat64.net, ported from Twitter and powered by https://bluebotsdonequick.com/
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Starting today, every character has a 1/4 chance to get a form/alt/powerup prefix (such as Dry, Metal, Baby, etc). If a prefix is applied, there is then a 1/4 chance of a second prefix.
Funky Kong has turned into a pickle! Funniest shit I've ever seen!
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Funky Kong has turned into a pickle! Funniest shit I've ever seen!
Candy Kong is gay.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Candy Kong is gay.
Baby Mario & Fire Vampire Mega Prince Florian at the Olympic Games announced in latest Nintendo Direct! Will you be playing?
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Baby Mario & Fire Vampire Mega Prince Florian at the Olympic Games announced in latest Nintendo Direct! Will you be playing?
I saw Daisy stumbling around the neighborhood drunk at 2AM.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I saw Daisy stumbling around the neighborhood drunk at 2AM.
Princess Shroob is having their morning coffee.
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Princess Shroob is having their morning coffee.
O'Chunks is a Discord moderator.
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
O'Chunks is a Discord moderator.
King K. Rool has eaten a Poison Mushroom and isn't feeling well.
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
King K. Rool has eaten a Poison Mushroom and isn't feeling well.
General Guy, Dr. Toadley, Undead Zombie Superball Brighton, and King Croacus are engaged in a game of Rummikub.
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
General Guy, Dr. Toadley, Undead Zombie Superball Brighton, and King Croacus are engaged in a game of Rummikub.
Bluster Kong likes to eat Oreos with mustard.
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Bluster Kong likes to eat Oreos with mustard.
Parakarry, Superball Wario, Flying Squirrel Bee Jaydes, and Misstar are engaged in a game of Rummikub.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Parakarry, Superball Wario, Flying Squirrel Bee Jaydes, and Misstar are engaged in a game of Rummikub.
Penguru is making a grilled cheese.
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Penguru is making a grilled cheese.
Ice ShroomlockWare, Inc. announced in latest Nintendo Direct! Will you be playing?
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ice ShroomlockWare, Inc. announced in latest Nintendo Direct! Will you be playing?
Super Princess Snoutlet announced in latest Nintendo Direct! Will you be playing?
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Super Princess Snoutlet announced in latest Nintendo Direct! Will you be playing?
Boomer is gay.
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Boomer is gay.
Claymorton was caught trying to smuggle illegal drugs across the border.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Claymorton was caught trying to smuggle illegal drugs across the border.
Vampire King Olly is now an Assist Trophy.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Vampire King Olly is now an Assist Trophy.
Baby Luigi has been turned into a marketable plushie!
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Baby Luigi has been turned into a marketable plushie!
Peach is making a grilled cheese.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Peach is making a grilled cheese.
Rumor has it General Guy has a secret crush on Axem Red!
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Rumor has it General Guy has a secret crush on Axem Red!
Peach ain't got no iPhone.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Peach ain't got no iPhone.
Phantom of the Bwahpera is in your walls.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Phantom of the Bwahpera is in your walls.
Gold Peach, White Clubba, Wet Francis and White Clubba are invited to the castle for lotsa spaghetti!
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Gold Peach, White Clubba, Wet Francis and White Clubba are invited to the castle for lotsa spaghetti!
Bobby, Bee Exor and Brooklyn Lady are attending a LGBTQ+ Pride parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bobby, Bee Exor and Brooklyn Lady are attending a LGBTQ+ Pride parade.
Donkey Kong, Baby Peach, Toad and Shadow Giga O'Chunks are invited to the castle for lotsa spaghetti!
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Donkey Kong, Baby Peach, Toad and Shadow Giga O'Chunks are invited to the castle for lotsa spaghetti!
Mario Kart Race! Tippi vs. Sushie vs. Flying Squirrel Waluigi vs. Weird Goomboss
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Mario Kart Race! Tippi vs. Sushie vs. Flying Squirrel Waluigi vs. Weird Goomboss