Keter Class Kobold #2
marismolotov.bsky.social
Keter Class Kobold #2
@marismolotov.bsky.social
• Kobold
• Kobold
• (kobold/kobolds) (it/its)
you valiantly save the kobold whose tail got stuck in the fence and your reward is 12 bite marks and a rabies test
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
there are kobolds that carry photons into your eyes
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I think I'm the philosopher of the modern age
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
your group of autistic therians have watered down Franz Kafka

---these and other modern sentences available for purchase at the keter class kobold mart
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
bad news: the kobold you've been sharing shinies with all month was AI-generated :(
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
kobold who is no one's friend and never will be >:(
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
kobold who can be everybody's friend
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
kobolds are now compatible with most server mods (see Error Log for exceptions)
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
kobold who collects other kobolds (polyamorous)
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
solidarity between kobolds who hate racism and would never serve a bloody dragon x kobolds who really do love dragons and being part of the den (while still hating racism)
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Reposted by Keter Class Kobold #2
due to a bug in the game, all damage dealt by kobolds is technically classified as "energy damage". this means it goes through most immunities and overloads power armor
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Reposted by Keter Class Kobold #2
specifically the taller creature said "now, what's a good kobold say?"

it's like to some people, being a kobold inherently means you want to be objectified like this.

it's cool if you're into that. i peruse similar media on certain other sites.

but it stings to see it treated as a species thing.
rather popular kobold artist drew a picture where a tall creature asks the tiny kobold to speak, it doesn't, and so the tall creature says to another one "sorry, im still training it"

it's hard to process cause like, it's a kink thing. and i'd never want to shame. but it was so unexpected and hurt
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
due to a bug in the game, all damage dealt by kobolds is technically classified as "energy damage". this means it goes through most immunities and overloads power armor
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
specifically the taller creature said "now, what's a good kobold say?"

it's like to some people, being a kobold inherently means you want to be objectified like this.

it's cool if you're into that. i peruse similar media on certain other sites.

but it stings to see it treated as a species thing.
rather popular kobold artist drew a picture where a tall creature asks the tiny kobold to speak, it doesn't, and so the tall creature says to another one "sorry, im still training it"

it's hard to process cause like, it's a kink thing. and i'd never want to shame. but it was so unexpected and hurt
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
rather popular kobold artist drew a picture where a tall creature asks the tiny kobold to speak, it doesn't, and so the tall creature says to another one "sorry, im still training it"

it's hard to process cause like, it's a kink thing. and i'd never want to shame. but it was so unexpected and hurt
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
kobold who's exerting his right to free speech
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the kobolds are preparing your limo as we speak. you have important business with their leader, good sir
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
running man is everything I wanted as a Stephen King fan
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
keter-class kobold vs fascists
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
kobolds are getting less optimized by the year
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
kobold 3 before gta vi
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
there's a kobold in your rice

(chorus) he seems very nice
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by Keter Class Kobold #2
babies
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
a three minute boat ride with a kobold can be enough to change your life, assuming you're in the boat with the CORRECT kobold ☝️
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Plurality win! Discord to add the ability to block individual pluralkit alters!
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM