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The G Train, NERMAL!
He’s also got facial hair
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Well they’d probably ask “is the machine Marlowe?”

And *then* put you in the stocks
If you went back to 1603 and told people at the Globe Theater that a magic machine could replace Shakespeare they would put you in the stocks
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Yeah. But it *could* and when it needed everyone will be glad it’s there.
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I believe there may be more appropriate assets to help you with this task.
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You need 45’ of 5e Ethernet cable? It’s good.
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
And both are designed in a lab to give Ross Douthat a coronary
Crazy that the mayor-elect of NYC and the Pope are pretty much the two most beloved political figures right now
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
What’s in the Box Charlie Brown?
Whats in the BOX?!
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field with the words whats in the box behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field with the words whats in the box behind him
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November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The price seems close enough that it should work
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This song helps me when I’m sad

I’m sad a lot

I like this song.
Kinky Friedman - Marilyn and Joe
YouTube video by Vladimir Dado Bera
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It’s either - they figure the upgrade isn’t perfect and it’s a slight downgrade that people won’t go through the trouble for
— or — someone did the math wrong and they’re gonna catch hell.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You can’t represent Sedona and not be into woo bullshit
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Thank you
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
He decided to put his information to good use, and make a little money out it. What could be more American than that?
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What’s the one where if you put your bed by a window you’ll be rich but if your couch faces west you’ll get kidney stones?
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I think about this once a week
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Don’t be Teller. Don’t be Teller.
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Isn’t is also a misunderstand of where people where positioned. That they weren’t straight line but slightly staggered.
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Listen, I’m not saying there’s nothing there, but people take off jewelry on flights. Like, let’s all be cool.
Usha Vance spotted today without her wedding ring on. 👀
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Mr. Boddy
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
He’s a very smart politician.

He completely rolled over for a guy who was complimentary in person.
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Anyone trying to rehab the image needs to take a walk.

This whole meeting was a class in how to deal with this guy.

It should be a bigger condemnation of him. And it shows just how shallow he really is.
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Yeah. Mamdani has a duty to his city and he was in a position where the president was making it clear he’d screw NYC.

So what’s he supposed to do? He goes there, puts on a smile, and is smart enough to know that if you’re nice, he forgets everything he’s ever said and just rolls over.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And I’ll hang around… alone with Livy Nuzzi (NUZZI NUZZI NUZZI!)

And I never minded hand stuff in the day

You don’t have to call me a source, darling

You never even called me RFK!!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If you grew up in NYC, rockland was upstate.

And they did not like that.
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM