Mark Galante
markgalante.dev
Mark Galante
@markgalante.dev
e.g. Developer, Manchester United, Stormers and Springboks. South African in Amsterdam.
"In Scala, an object and a class with the same name in the same file are called companion objects. They can access each other's private members."

They can do what they want in the privacy of their own home, but not in my codebase, thank you very much 👍
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 AM
As an overseas supporter, I agree with this.
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nothing and everything surprises me with the clowns at SAFA.
On Monday, global soccer’s governing body, Fifa, confirmed that South Africa have been docked three points for illegally fielding Teboho Mokoena during a 2026 World Cup qualifier. This happened in March against Lesotho, a match Bafana Bafana won 2-0.
Mokoena slip-up ends in Bafana Bafana World Cup setback
www.dailymaverick.co.za
October 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I guess I get it. He is an okay player with moments of quality. But we’ve got Kobbie Mainoo who is stronger, wiser and more technically sound. I’d even argue that Ugarte isn’t the physical monster that Amorim wants.
September 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
It feels like Amorim is happy to die on the hill he’s standing on.
September 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Especially because he’ll rather play Ugarte.
September 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
He sucks the excitement out of everything.
September 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
What’s also true is that Casemiro’s yellow cards were both pretty silly.
September 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So Alejandro Garnacho scoring an 86th minute winner 😞
September 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
“We💰need 💵 more 💷 time 🤑to 🪙think 💸 about ⌚️ this”
September 12, 2025 at 7:54 AM
This is exactly why we lost! 😡 😡 😡
September 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Headline should read: “Hollow Fulham-based club bending as many rules as possible while everyone acts like it is completely normal and within bounds”
September 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Let's add that to the words of wisdom.”
August 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You did miss Amorim questioning every decision he made in his life that got him to the point where Bruno needed to score a 96th minute penalty to get him a much-needed win.
August 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
a small white police car with a cat in it
ALT: a small white police car with a cat in it
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Fair enough on him. Those dickheads have that affect on you.
August 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Turns out saying “we want this fucker out ASAP” doesn’t increase a player’s value.
August 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm not against him staying but I'm also not going to be against it if, or more likely when, he goes this season.
August 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
How the fuck do we manage to severely expose serial winning managers from Netherlands and Portugal? The whole "Netherlands is not on the level of the Premier League" argument falls a bit flat when you look at Slot.

#MUFC
August 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Well…
August 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Am I seeing a back four of De Ligt, Harrance, Dalot and Mount or was my 1 glass of wine too much?
August 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If I guess, it might be because he has practically retired and is just here to train, keep fit and only play if our other goalkeepers are unable to.
August 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
🎵 “Are you Scunthorpe in disguise?” 🎵

Fair fucks to Grimsby fans.

#MUFC
August 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
August 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I need a lot of convincing that Tom Heaton isn’t our best goalkeeper.
August 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM