Mark
@markneefuzz.bsky.social
Critter dad. Gym junkie. Flirt. Tiddies in your face kind of guy.
Who’s the absolute last person who should call anyone else a big, fat slob?
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Trump, 79, Turns Holiday Turkey Pardon Into Mean Fat Shaming
The president used the festive event to take aim at Governor JB Pritzker.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Who’s the absolute last person who should call anyone else a big, fat slob?
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-tur...
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-tur...
I’m usually better at reading such things but can’t tell if gym bro looks at me like that bc he wants to punch my face or rearrange my guts. 🤷♂️
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m usually better at reading such things but can’t tell if gym bro looks at me like that bc he wants to punch my face or rearrange my guts. 🤷♂️
I hope a rabid squirrel came with that tree.
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Melania Trump welcomes Christmas tree to the White House
First lady Melania Trump has welcomed this year's Christmas tree to the White House. On Monday, the tree arrived from Korson’s Tree Farms in Michigan.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I hope a rabid squirrel came with that tree.
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That was close!
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Thai woman's cremation stopped as knocking on coffin heard, temple staff say
The general manager of a Buddhist temple was startled to see her "opening her eyes" as the coffin opened, AP news agency says.
www.bbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That was close!
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You know what’s sadder than thinking it’s Friday on a Thursday evening? A brain fart when you momentarily think it’s Friday when it’s only Monday. Dementia here I come.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You know what’s sadder than thinking it’s Friday on a Thursday evening? A brain fart when you momentarily think it’s Friday when it’s only Monday. Dementia here I come.
I’ve started my Xmas shopping. Act surprised when you open your present.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’ve started my Xmas shopping. Act surprised when you open your present.
Maybe a quick cat nap. But more importantly, Monday be gone.
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Maybe a quick cat nap. But more importantly, Monday be gone.
Sunday funday, part 2.
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sunday funday, part 2.
Sunday funday starts— where else?
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sunday funday starts— where else?
He might shed a bit. 🤷🏻♂️
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
He might shed a bit. 🤷🏻♂️
Nothing witty, just the tiddies.
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Nothing witty, just the tiddies.
TLDR. J6 thug released by Piggy Trump attempts to incite violence.
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Protesters scuffle in Dearborn over faith as Quran-burning attempt is thwarted
Three groups of protesters rallied and marched in the streets of Dearborn, each with different messages.
www.freep.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
TLDR. J6 thug released by Piggy Trump attempts to incite violence.
www.freep.com/story/news/l...
www.freep.com/story/news/l...
Tiddies Tuesday. Plural because there’s two of them.
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Tiddies Tuesday. Plural because there’s two of them.
They’re always like this. They’re not reacting to the draft blowing through the room.
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
They’re always like this. They’re not reacting to the draft blowing through the room.
I’d rather be back here waiting for your fat one.
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I’d rather be back here waiting for your fat one.
Early taste of flannel season here
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Early taste of flannel season here
Satanic bees? I’m not sure I like the sound of that.
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www.thedailybeast.com/scientists-d...
Scientists Discover ‘Lucifer’ Bee With Devil-Like Horns
Researchers sounded off about hellish consequences if more isn’t done.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Satanic bees? I’m not sure I like the sound of that.
www.thedailybeast.com/scientists-d...
www.thedailybeast.com/scientists-d...
Oops, I did it again.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Oops, I did it again.
If you need me, I’ll be in 1955.
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If you need me, I’ll be in 1955.
Quick catnap. Shit photographer lopped my head off again.
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Quick catnap. Shit photographer lopped my head off again.
The things that show up on your memories tab…
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The things that show up on your memories tab…
Stopped at a grocery store to find them stocking shelves with vile, overpowering cinnamon scented Xmas bullshit.
November 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Stopped at a grocery store to find them stocking shelves with vile, overpowering cinnamon scented Xmas bullshit.
It was chest day but if you could rub my shoulders*, I’d most appreciate it.
* or anything else you’d like to rub, squeeze, or probe.
* or anything else you’d like to rub, squeeze, or probe.
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It was chest day but if you could rub my shoulders*, I’d most appreciate it.
* or anything else you’d like to rub, squeeze, or probe.
* or anything else you’d like to rub, squeeze, or probe.
It’s the time of year when an endomorph’s body says “fuck you, we’re gonna be fat no matter what you do”.
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It’s the time of year when an endomorph’s body says “fuck you, we’re gonna be fat no matter what you do”.