marknelsoncomic.bsky.social
@marknelsoncomic.bsky.social
Comedian pals.

Looking for recommendations of venues in Cardiff for tour. 50-100 seaters.

And anywhere else in Wales actually.

Cheers
February 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Copmanthorpe and Horbury last night.

Amsterdam tonight.

Some game this.
February 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Needs to be acknowledged how much Britain have nailed the plug.

3 robust prongs, solid, reliable.

Not this half hearted two prong shite the Europeans favour.

Or whatever the fuck that weak, thin pish the Americans go for.
February 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sometimes this job is lovely
January 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
You okay babe?

You’ve hardly touched your sheep’s lungs, heart and liver encased in an animal’s intestinal sack.
January 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Burns night.

When Scottish folk pretend to like poetry as an excuse to get pissed.
January 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Having been stuck in a house all day with children because of this storm I am now more climate conscious than I have ever been.

We must never let this happen again.
January 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“Right lads, let’s just keep it cool for the first couple of hours. Don’t do anything to attract attention”
January 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
When your husband is getting inaugurated at 5 but you have to kill Roger Rabbit at 6.
January 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Back on the road opening for The King Troy Hawke tonight in Dublin.
January 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
First weekend back working in 2025.

10 gigs. 2 podcasts.

Manchester, Belfast, Dublin.

3 of the greats.
January 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Reposted
Friday night in Manchester!
January 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Christmas, Nightingale, Nelson

Some team for lunch
January 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Probably just sit this one out Booky Wook
January 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just been down to Scotland’s new drugs consumption room.

Turns out poppers isn’t what they mean.
January 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Peter will still get to see the campervan every second weekend
January 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Leon’s poker face in The Traitors trying to pretend he hasn’t been given a Life card.
January 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I see someone has been leaving Lynx around the Highlands.

I mean we’ve all be disappointed by it as a Christmas present but come on.
January 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Quick cinema question.

Will I understand Nosfera 2 if I haven’t seen the first one?
January 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hope Diddy doesn’t have a house in LA.

All that oil, the thing will go up like a blue light.
January 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you are sick of your relatives my special is repeated on BBC Scotland tonight at 22.30.
December 28, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Been watching that Mr Beast show.

Philip Schofield : Cast Away, I think it was called.
December 27, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Bloody Mary poured, Sinatra and Dino on the tunes, It’s A Wonderful Life next.

I love this night so much.

Merry Christmas to every single one of you.

And remember, no man is a failure who has friends.
December 24, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Thanks so much to everyone who’s said lovely things about the TV special.

I don’t have an agent or team of writers behind me. It’s all me working my arse off so I hugely appreciate the support.

My favourite day of the year is Christmas Eve & I’m on the homepage of IPlayer.
December 24, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Reposted
Anyone with any sense, tune in tonight to watch one of, if not the, best standups going. He's also just a great guy, so show support @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social

Mark Nelson Live from Dumfries: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4 via @bbciplayer
Mark Nelson Live from Dumfries
Award-winning stand-up comedian Mark Nelson’s triumphant homecoming gig at the sold-out Theatre Royal in Dumfries.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM