Mark Armstrong
@markparmstrong.bsky.social
Former Triangle sports dude. I drive to soccer. Virulent Canadian 🇨🇦 and Utah Ute Don’t ask me to play pickleball.
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CARLOS GODDAMN ALCARAZ
January 30, 2026 at 8:36 AM
CARLOS GODDAMN ALCARAZ
This is the match of Zverev’s life. Let’s make it still a losing match, Carlos
January 30, 2026 at 8:29 AM
This is the match of Zverev’s life. Let’s make it still a losing match, Carlos
Zverev is in a zone (hex hex hex)
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Zverev is in a zone (hex hex hex)
Zverev is currently hallucinating he’s that good but it may work
January 30, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Zverev is currently hallucinating he’s that good but it may work
Zverev continues to first serve at an insane pace. Credit to him.
January 30, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Zverev continues to first serve at an insane pace. Credit to him.
Approaching 3am ET and we are here for the long run. If it’s a fifth it’s a fifth
a group of men are sitting at a table with the words " i plead the fif " written on it
ALT: a group of men are sitting at a table with the words " i plead the fif " written on it
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Approaching 3am ET and we are here for the long run. If it’s a fifth it’s a fifth
Dammit Carlos. It’s points like that. I can’t quit you
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Dammit Carlos. It’s points like that. I can’t quit you
Zverev is playing at his absolute best, Alcaraz has had a health emergency for several games and Carlos is still gonna wipe his ass God is good
January 30, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Zverev is playing at his absolute best, Alcaraz has had a health emergency for several games and Carlos is still gonna wipe his ass God is good
Carlos’ health bar
a woman is holding a glass of wine and sending healing juju !
ALT: a woman is holding a glass of wine and sending healing juju !
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Carlos’ health bar
If Alcaraz somehow slowly sells the 4th set and the magic potions kick in for the 5th this would an alltimer
January 30, 2026 at 6:59 AM
If Alcaraz somehow slowly sells the 4th set and the magic potions kick in for the 5th this would an alltimer
Literally NO ONE wants to see Zverev get melted to scrap in the final. He KNOWS he ain’t shit relatively.
January 30, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Literally NO ONE wants to see Zverev get melted to scrap in the final. He KNOWS he ain’t shit relatively.
Every time I watch Zverev and also my guy FAA I wonder why they want a shirt so tight, beyond vanity. Seems uncomfortable.
January 30, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Every time I watch Zverev and also my guy FAA I wonder why they want a shirt so tight, beyond vanity. Seems uncomfortable.
Yeah Carlos is EFFED
January 30, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Yeah Carlos is EFFED
The weird ass shadows adding extra drama here
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 AM
The weird ass shadows adding extra drama here
I need Carlos to find a way otherwise this is Sinner (whom I actually don’t dislike) marching effortlessly to another title. WE NEED EVERY CARLOS VS JANNIK POSSIBLE
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 AM
I need Carlos to find a way otherwise this is Sinner (whom I actually don’t dislike) marching effortlessly to another title. WE NEED EVERY CARLOS VS JANNIK POSSIBLE
Sinner just been gifted another title
January 30, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Sinner just been gifted another title
Dammit Alcaraz is toast
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Dammit Alcaraz is toast
Oh shit. Not like this.
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Oh shit. Not like this.
When I see this colossal dumbass I think not of the stupid shit he’s constantly saying but instead the fact that for years he sold countless black/minority families that he was the man to take care of their son’s playing career and future all while he clearly thought nothing of them the entire time
Tuberville: "Unfortunately we've got the Woke Bowl, because we're getting more and more woke. We got Bad Bunny or Bad Rabbit at halftime. I'll be watching the TPUSA halftime show. It's just unfortunate we've gotten to this point."
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 AM
When I see this colossal dumbass I think not of the stupid shit he’s constantly saying but instead the fact that for years he sold countless black/minority families that he was the man to take care of their son’s playing career and future all while he clearly thought nothing of them the entire time
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outfit has the same colors as the crying emoji 😭
January 30, 2026 at 3:46 AM
outfit has the same colors as the crying emoji 😭
The dropshots are diabolical
January 30, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The dropshots are diabolical
I don’t know how Zverev wraps his headband over the top of his ears. Would drive me nuts. Also, Zverev can get bent.
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I don’t know how Zverev wraps his headband over the top of his ears. Would drive me nuts. Also, Zverev can get bent.
Reposted by Mark Armstrong
oh my god this is troy aikman/jay-z level
Also Sean McVay looks like white Kash Patel
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
oh my god this is troy aikman/jay-z level