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Mark Armstrong

@markparmstrong.bsky.social

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Former Triangle sports dude. I drive to soccer. Virulent Canadian 🇨🇦 and Utah Ute Don’t ask me to play pickleball. Need painting? wow1day.com

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · Apr 25

YOU. ARE. WELCOME.

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 11h

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 6h

Never have I seen a network turn the volume up on the field side mics harder than what TNT just did for a milquetoast USA chant

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 13h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 9h

Walked into a Canadian Tire and no longer know what holiday season we’re celebrating anymore

Grim Reaper plays heavy metal guitar next to a display of Christmas trees

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 1d

5 posts. This is insane. No way this silly game should be 3-3

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 1d

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 1d

Canes signed K’Andre Miller for his goal scoring prowess and Ehlers for his defense.

Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 2d

Every cutaway of some grieving Yankees fan douche gives me the strength of 100 men

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 2d

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 2d

It wound up worse than even the most diehard ABC fan could dream. What a debacle that should end not only Belichick’s tenure at UNC but several admins as well

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 2d

Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 3d

You are not beating Vladimir Guerrero Jr

Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 3d

VLADDY

Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 3d

My annual 30 minutes of watching baseball. Let’s go Jays

Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 4d

LOLOLOL how did Lawrence possibly derp his way to that TD

Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 4d

If I found some stupid ass billionaire to vastly overpay me for my hobby publication, the last thing I would then do is take a job where I know everybody hates me. I would just be laughing my way through the Caribbean.

Ben Mullin @benmullin.bsky.social · 4d

It's official: Paramount is buying The Free Press for $150 million and making Bari Weiss the editor in chief of CBS News
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/b...