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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jul 8
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there’s not that many quiet parts left
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jul 12
learning too much about cats turns you into an anti-fascist
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jun 30
skynet would have just sent a podcaster instead of a terminator
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jun 29
The Businessman says “well, if they didn’t want to be buried in trash, they would just stay quiet,”
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jun 29
this is the best system we can come up with.
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jun 29
As the machine dumps trash on us, we scream “nooo!” “please stop!” “no more trash!” The Engagement™️ of the screams fuels the machine as it furiously shovels more trash.
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jun 15
seems like the average fox news viewer. i guess representation does matter.
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · May 9
was your first guess “sport?”
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Mar 10
they missed a great opportunity to use “monkey” by george michael as the end credits music to Monkey
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Mar 4
people sit out as a protest and right wingers fill the void. who could imagine.
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Mar 4
unfortunately a large portion of your most likely audience were early cord cutters. i havnt had access to tbs in decades.
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Mar 4
“obama is the drone president” is a weird sticky label that just shows how republicans are never held to any standards
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Feb 16
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Feb 5
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busines...
Business Plot - Wikipedia
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Feb 3
NOBODY’S DOING ANYTHING (on my fyp while i’m laying in bed scrolling)
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jan 30
hey don’t cut him short, maybe he was also on road rules
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jan 20
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jan 20
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jan 19
it’s always been a horror movie
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jan 19
boob bouncing video intros are gonna be one of the stereotypes the next generation mocks
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jan 15
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jan 15
“do what thou wilt when you are of legal age and have been granted your mother’s permission shall be the whole of the law” is a pretty cool motto actually
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jan 12
this is a summary of every “joe rogan talks to mel gibson” clip that has infected my timeline
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jan 11
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Mark Vomit @markvomit.bsky.social · Jan 3
must be “blue zones” /s
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