Mark Zohar
@markzohar.bsky.social
Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.
This is a picture of a man who has zero rizz. A man who has the appeal of an opened can of spam left out in the summer sun. A man who's children will change their surnames.
February 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
This is a picture of a man who has zero rizz. A man who has the appeal of an opened can of spam left out in the summer sun. A man who's children will change their surnames.
Ok, let's try this experiment. Have Jeremy Carl and a random black man get out of their car at night with their hands in their pockets and approach a police car that pulled them over for speeding. Then let's revisit this answer from pudding boy.
February 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Ok, let's try this experiment. Have Jeremy Carl and a random black man get out of their car at night with their hands in their pockets and approach a police car that pulled them over for speeding. Then let's revisit this answer from pudding boy.
Basically, don't tread on my mayonnaise.
February 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Basically, don't tread on my mayonnaise.
He’s months away from needing his meals blended and served through a straw.
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
He’s months away from needing his meals blended and served through a straw.
He's like an old Catskills variety act that only has one schtick.
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
He's like an old Catskills variety act that only has one schtick.
When you perform for an audience of one.
Tom Senya GIF
ALT: Tom Senya GIF
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February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
When you perform for an audience of one.
Pottery Barn rules economy. You broke it, you own it.
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Pottery Barn rules economy. You broke it, you own it.
Sure why not name major American transportation hubs after a convicted sexual assaulter, a racist, a misogynist, a fraudster, a serial liar and a best pal of an underage sex trafficker.
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Sure why not name major American transportation hubs after a convicted sexual assaulter, a racist, a misogynist, a fraudster, a serial liar and a best pal of an underage sex trafficker.
Is this your guy Alford?
Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's mandatory
- Kid Rock lyrics to Cool, Daddy Cool
Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's mandatory
- Kid Rock lyrics to Cool, Daddy Cool
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Is this your guy Alford?
Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's mandatory
- Kid Rock lyrics to Cool, Daddy Cool
Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's mandatory
- Kid Rock lyrics to Cool, Daddy Cool
So what you're saying is that you're deporting people who were working, providing value and service to their community, generating tax dollars and growing the US economy. Is that what you're saying?
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
So what you're saying is that you're deporting people who were working, providing value and service to their community, generating tax dollars and growing the US economy. Is that what you're saying?
"Man, I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Cong."
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
"Man, I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Cong."
As everybody knows, when Trump starts a post with "As everybody knows", no one in fact knows. Because what what follows that preamble are blatant lies and all kinds of stupid.
February 9, 2026 at 11:28 PM
As everybody knows, when Trump starts a post with "As everybody knows", no one in fact knows. Because what what follows that preamble are blatant lies and all kinds of stupid.
As a Canadian, I would rather have the Chinese ban ice hockey for good than have to read another batshit crazy post from this motherfucker.
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
As a Canadian, I would rather have the Chinese ban ice hockey for good than have to read another batshit crazy post from this motherfucker.
Don't be a Panican. We're winning!
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
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February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Don't be a Panican. We're winning!
Hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to have Lindsey Graham travel to Mar-a-Lago every weekend to polish Trump's knob.
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to have Lindsey Graham travel to Mar-a-Lago every weekend to polish Trump's knob.
He is and has always been a vile racist. From discriminating against black Americans in the 70s, to the Central Park 6 to the birther conspiracy to referring to African countries as shithole countries to denigrating black men and women as low IQ, to spreading racist memes. A klansman in a blue suit.
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
He is and has always been a vile racist. From discriminating against black Americans in the 70s, to the Central Park 6 to the birther conspiracy to referring to African countries as shithole countries to denigrating black men and women as low IQ, to spreading racist memes. A klansman in a blue suit.
I am also slowly dying of scurvy.
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I am also slowly dying of scurvy.
Thank you to President Trump for taking down the nooses outside the White House.
February 7, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Thank you to President Trump for taking down the nooses outside the White House.
It's 1492 and Lee Greenwood is singing God Bless the USA as Columbus disemarks from the Santa Maria.
February 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
It's 1492 and Lee Greenwood is singing God Bless the USA as Columbus disemarks from the Santa Maria.
He owns you. And you own this.
February 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
He owns you. And you own this.
Harvard should stand firm and tell Trump to go pound sand. Better they take the pain of no federal funding for a few years than be the victims of ruthless extortion.
February 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Harvard should stand firm and tell Trump to go pound sand. Better they take the pain of no federal funding for a few years than be the victims of ruthless extortion.
I think we do a phenomenal job. But I don't think we're good at public relations.
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I think we do a phenomenal job. But I don't think we're good at public relations.
Is this an interview with the President of the United States or outtakes from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Is this an interview with the President of the United States or outtakes from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?