Marlboro Cowgirl
@marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
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High-Class Degenerate 😈 Not mean, just Southern 💅🏼 Born to be a 1970s cowgirl, forced to live in modern dystopia.
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emilyrose.bsky.social
Blanket shark, do do, do do do
A single brown chihuahua ear sticking up from a blanket.
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
STOP sending me advertisements for Christmas decor! LET ME GET THROUGH HALLOWEEN AT LEAST!!!
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
I swear every day I’m on the internet I lose critical brain cells.
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ts-updates.swifties.social
📹 | Kylie Kelce on “Wood”

“Do I need that much detail specifically about my brother-in-law? Probably not. But also, good job, Trav… A thousand percent yes. That's women supporting women. Proud of ya."
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
Actually wild (read: entirely predictable) how men singing songs like Lollipop and Candy Shop is totally fine, but women sing about sex (e.g. WAP or Wood) and people lose their minds. 🙄
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
It’s super fun being a Swiftie because people think it’s cute and funny to cross from gentle teasing to outright bullying and calling you “uneducated” and “uncultured.”

I’ll just sit here being uneducated and uncultured with my PhD and speaking multiple languages listening to Taylor. 💁🏻‍♀️
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
Regular reminder that you actually don’t have to shit on harmless things that bring someone else joy.
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
If you come into my comments mansplaining to me, I’m not even responding anymore, it’s just an instant block.
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
And yet people are still out here like “wHy dOnT yOu hAvE cHiLdReN?”

Because it’s too expensive to house them, Donna.
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
Since people are talking about Dolly Parton, I just want to take this opportunity to tell you to listen to The Grass Is Blue, which I think is an absolute masterpiece and her most underrated album. Even if you don’t like bluegrass, at least listen to the title track.
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realqrampage.fightins.online
friendly reminder that “professionalism” often has little to do with your actual behavior and everything to do with other folks’ biases

in my case, I look younger than I am and older men love to complain about that when they’re not being overtly creepy about it
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
Once again stating my body is a temple, specifically a Catholic Church, because it’s full of bread, red wine, and guilt.
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
There’s literally a ritual concentrated around eating bread and drinking wine. Shut the fuck up.
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boloboffin.bsky.social
Lord, please watch over Dolly Parton and protect her from harm

And, Lord, give her sister a spirit of DISCERNMENT...
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marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
Our vaginas are not your domaine vending machine and this doesn’t make (most of) us inclined to sleep with you. Develop better coping mechanisms; emotional maturity is SEXY!
Screenshot of headline from Wasted:

Study: 82% of men say physical affection from their partner is the only thing that helps them manage stress and feel happy.
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
Cases like this prove they’re 1) not there to represent the people and they 2) don’t respect what the people want whatsoever. I’m not sure why so many people struggle to see that they don’t care about what any of us - even a lot of their own supporters - want.
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I understand if Dolly has seen enough and wants to peace right out of 2025, but PLEASE Dolly don’t leave us! You’re one of the few good things left in this hellscape!
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sheologian.bsky.social
Rates of asthma are exponentially higher in impoverished neighborhoods because medical and other waste are burned near them, which has significant impacts on the health of the people that live there

This is literally victim blaming
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
Maybe blame the corporations that contribute SIGNIFICANTLY more to climate change than any individual rather than blaming life-saving medications people need to BREATHE!

Fuck ALL THE WAY off with this bullshit.
Screenshot of a Facebook post from Local 12 WKRC-TV.

Headline reads:

Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds: https://bit.ly/4nx2qVm

Photo includes two blue inhalers
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
Maybe blame the corporations that contribute SIGNIFICANTLY more to climate change than any individual rather than blaming life-saving medications people need to BREATHE!

Fuck ALL THE WAY off with this bullshit.
Screenshot of a Facebook post from Local 12 WKRC-TV.

Headline reads:

Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds: https://bit.ly/4nx2qVm

Photo includes two blue inhalers
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
Belichick and Jordon honestly have average SEC couple energy.
marlborocowgirl.bsky.social
God forbid an adult woman make music for … gasp … other adult women.

Also, Taylor’s core audience is millennial (29-44) women not 7-year-old girls, you dumb qunt.
Screenshot of a Daily Mail Facebook post.

Headline: 
Taylor Swift’s new album is disgusting - I won’t let my child listen. 

Caption: 
She’s ditching her core audience for filing lyrics bag even make a frown woman like me blush.