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Asteroid M

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Tampa,FL / Old / He/Him The only good bald man on the internet I just mind my business, work, take an edible and do all types of ill shit Cashapp: $Marq81 if you want to send me ice cream money

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Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · Jul 28

Best thing about Star Trek. The Klingons. Just a planet full of raw football players that just need to be taught the game.

Give Nick Saban one year with a team full of 18-21 year old Klingons and run hard in training camp and they’re running threw the whole SEC

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 1h

Mariners!

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 2h

I’m OD’ing on baseball right now

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 2h

Eventually

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 2h

They’re just swinging at anything now

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 2h

This MLB The Show 25 type of game lol

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 2h

This is reminding me of when I was at the Rays-Orioles game in 2013 and that game went 18 innings

I might be a sicko because I want to see this happen again

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 2h

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 5h

Watched John Candy: I Like Me

Yeah tears are coming from my eyes.

Excellent documentary

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 11h

Lmao 🤣

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 11h

You ever had a woman with a New York accent cuss you out and then y’all making out five minutes later? Top 3 experience for me in my life

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 11h

I don’t trust these people. Their accent is amazing

joi✨(princess)💕 @planetjoi.bsky.social · 1d

sorry to my new york friends 😬
but i’m right there at #3 soooo

in the WORLD is kind of insane though ngl

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 12h

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 15h

Rock looking at a Rubik’s cube

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 16h

You gotta read this 🧵

It’s nice to know that bad things still happen to bad people

Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 17h

Good morning everyone!

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 17h

What?!

Matt Schaub

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 1d

Every Chris Pratt movie seems to get worse and worse unless he’s in a Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 1d

Skattebo’s nickname should be Bam Bam

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 1d

That players only meeting is working wonders for the Eagles lol

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 1d

That first one is Mandy Moore?!

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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 1d

Judge threw out the case and said “nah this song too fire to face any consequences.”

I’m howling.

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 2d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 1d

Like this is a lot of butt hurt at this point because they’re made no one wants to hear Kid Rock who hasn’t had a hit in years

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 1d

It’s funny because you could take “on Reddit” out and it would still be true lol

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday 🎈

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 9d

Damn Nico you mean to tell me you ain’t know the call was coming from inside the house the whole time????

A tweet with an image of Anthony Davis looking heavier but more importantly happier

Basketball Forever @bballforever_
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Since last year's training camp with the Lakers, Anthony Davis has gained 15 pounds